At least he is touching his own junk for once.

Next up for Brady: starring in a remake of Pricsilla, Queen of the Desert.

A.J didn't put YMCA on the banned song list at his wedding? That's amateur.

I didn't get a chance to say this before, but there couldn't have been less neck in the picture of the groomsmen.

Which "Village Person" is Brady? The gay motorcycle mechanic?

The fact that Brady's vest is unbuttoned is terribly distrubing and Joe Theismann thinks its just flat out unprofessional.

@The Ghost of Luke Ward: nah, his taste in movies is probably such that he'd go for remaking To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar.

If he cant find anyone to touch his junk, I'll gladly volunteer.

We think the world is a better place with this picture of Brady Quinn being passed around.

I believe Brady Quinn would prefer for himself to be passed around, not his pictures, if you know what I mean.

@Signal to Noise: Perhaps The Bird Cage, reprising Nathan Lane's role?

AJ Hawk Has Brady Quinn's Back

Because Brady likes it from behind?

oops...i mean, he's good looking, rich, and famous=he must be gay!

I guess you've got to watch every single thing you do because everything's public now.

The prophet Kyle Orton said this a looooooooong time ago.

"I guess you've got to watch every single thing you do because everything's public now. My wife and I try to keep our relationship private, which is why she was interviewed approximately 725 times about it during my senior year."

Zach Parise's Shorty...Brady is flattered, but he just doesn't swing that way. He hopes you understand.

Brady Quinn from the NFL to Gay Amateur Porn in 5 years.

@The Ghost of Luke Ward: Possibly, but Brady strikes me more as Agador.

I can't keep my lunch down.

Zach Parise's Shorty: So will John Amechi.

@Cinnamon Girl: The Hobo was always a vital member of the Village People ensemble.

Hey A.J., there's no need to feel down
I said, A.J., pick yourself off the ground
I said, A.J., 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Still, my team's new QB...

I have reduced sobbing hysterically to merely being curled up in the fetal position at the mere thought of this.

If you hire a DJ who comes prepared with props for the YMCA song, it's all on you buddy. All. On. You.

So AJ is mad at the photographer, well AJ anyone who has been married in the last five years knows that the photo's are posted on the photog's site and a password is then given to family members. Maybe you should speak with your wedding planner or personal assistant it is their job to tell the photog under no circumstances will you be paid if these photo's are made public. Wake up AJ

DJ: Ok party people! I brought some ##### costumes from the Village People. Who wants to volunteer to get naked a change into them, then dance around to "Macho man"?

Quinn: Oh oh oh oh I do!!!!

I have reduced sobbing hysterically to merely being curled up in the fetal position at the mere thought of this.

Ironically, that was the same reaction Brady had when told they were going to a strip club for the bachelor party.

@Juancho: Hey look at Peyton Manning. That guy's been the butt (ahem) of gay jokes for years, and now he's got a Superbowl ring. Same goes for Brady, kinda.

@Juancho:

Make sure your back is against the wall when you do that so he can't spoon you.

@ChiSwede: Who took my avatar?

Chances are that if there was a photographer at this wedding, there was also a videographer.

Let the hunt begin.

I really do wonder what the vets will have in store for young Mr. Quinn when training camp rolls around. Someone get Carl Monday on this story...

@Riddler:

Ya know, I was trying to figure out when you changed to that!

@Juancho: Which is worse

Brady as your QB or Garcia, who's g/f got into fights at Cleveland nightclubs?

If you think this was #### should have seen the costumes at Jeff Garcia's recent wedding.

Avatar fight! Avatar fight!

Clinton Portis says it's Brady Quinn's dick.

@Tuffy:

Mine's bigger!

It's the only one I've ever had. It was blank until about a month ago.

As to the issue at hand: Wouldn't it have been prudent for A.J.'s lawyer to require the photographer to sign a clause entitling A.J. to huge damages if just this thing should have happened.

Who would have thought that the Hiero symbol would be so popular on a sports website?

There's a big difference between wearing some props the DJ brought and taking off your jacket and shirt to dance to a gay anthem.

I guess Brady doesn't know where the line is drawn, though.

brady is cool as fuck, he would laugh at all this himself.

@Riddler: This is the same man that married a woman that thought the half-and-half jersey was a brilliant idea. Foresight is not his strength.

How exactly are the photographers to blame for the fact that Brady dressed up as a gay pirate?

@Riddler:

I've been lurking forever, and I swear I've never noticed it! I use it for all my avatars.

Anyway, Hiero rules, glad to see another fan.

Hell, I can appreciate any guy who is willing to put it all out there on the dance floor. I don't think he should be ashamed of this at all.

You guys think they did this on the DJ's suggestion? No way.

I have a feeling the boys planned this.

@Juancho: Ask a Bills fan how they handle seeing JP Losman as their starting QB.

They stress his good arm, while never mentioning his decision making skills

And they drink heavily.

@Jen P: Hell, I can appreciate any guy who is willing to grab his junk on the dance floor. I don't think he should be ashamed of this at all.

/fixed

Riddler and Chiswede, this is like last summer when there were two "franklin comes alive" commenters. You both must now enter the octogon.

@Jen P: I don't think the comments thus far have had anything to do with Brady's dancing.

If Brady Quinn leads the Browns to the playoffs, Cleveland won't care if Carl Monday finds him jerking off in the library.

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