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Dyshod Carter Probably Not The Next Frank Lucas

Dyshod Carter, a former cornerback for the Cardinals and Browns, was one of five people arrested earlier this week for attempting to purchase seven kilos of cocaine from an undercover DEA agent at the low, low Phoenix price of $16,000 a key. More »

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1st Round, Sixteenth Overall: Buzzsaw Selects Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie


You better adjust the tracking on your VCR if you want to watch game tape of Rodgers-Cromartie. Tennessee State games are taped using the surveillance cameras at the Stop & Rob across the street. "The tape is not real clear. You have to find him. This reminds me of an older time in scouting," according to NFLN expert Charley Casserly.

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He Seems To Have Thought Of Everything: How In The World Did This Not Work?

So this guy robs a bank, and during his getaway he stops at a salon about a block away for hair extensions and a manicure (by now you've guessed that this occurred in Florida). But that's not the best part. The loot he stole was booby trapped, and during his escape it exploded, covering him in red dye. So to explain this, he told the salon worker that he was an NFL player, and was in town painting his boat. And for what NFL team did the crook say he played? Can there be any doubt? More »

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The Buzzsaw That Is Ken Whisenhunt


Because we can't exactly have you thinking we're unaware of what went on at the Pink Taco on Sunday ... a late night reminder after one of the most exciting sports days we can remember. And that is counting Buffalo. We'll talk tomorrow.

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Matt Leinart Schmoozes Like A Champion

When you're a fan of an NFL team, all you can hope is that your team's leader is setting his sights on the ultimate prize: The Super Bowl. If he's not trying to win the whole thing, what's the point? A championship is all that matters. And clearly, Buzzsaw quarterback / Patch Adams buddy Matt Leinart has his eye on the prize. More »

You know it's time to start thinking about the NFL when the painful Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals previews start hitting the Internets. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]