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#marchmadness

I Was There: Dwyane Wade's Shining Moment

Reader Michael P was there the night a relatively unknown Dwyane Wade of Marquette University went off on Kentucky in the 2003 NCAA Tournament. Here's his recap. More »

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#tigerwoodssexting

Joslyn James Unveils Her Filthy "Sext Messages" From Tiger Woods

Well these are predictably gross: "Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy..." etc. Seethe full transcript after the jump. More »

11:20 AM

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#lastnightswinner

Last Night's Winner: Cirrhosis Of The Liver

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like all you rummies out there who have merged St. Patrick's Day and March Madness into a sort of extended holiday—Hanukkah for drunks. More »

11:15 AM

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By Tommy Craggs

#ncaatournament

Fruitless Attempts At Ditching Final Exams To Watch The NCAA Tournament, Part I

Here's poor James, a University Of Washington Law student, who attempted to move his Taxation LL.M. final to March 22 so he could watch the tournament. He did not succeed. More »

10:55 AM

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#onestepclosertodeath

"Here Are 10 Things To Expect After You Turn 30"

This Black Table article was published, shit, six years ago and I'm encouraged by the fact that it is still as painful now as it was on March 18, 2004. Getting older is not fun. Make it stop. More »

10:00 AM

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#iwasthere

I Was There: Duke Vs. Kentucky, Philadelphia, 1992

Here's one of our first submission to #Iwasthere (here for explanation) courtesy of Brett Hoover, who was on press row at The Spectrum the night Christian Laettner ripped the heart out of Lexington. More »

09:45 AM

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By DAULERIO

#tigerwoods

Tiger's Porn Star Lady To Reveal Filthy Text Messages Today

We apologize again for giving this awful woman a platform. Joslyn James AKA Veronica Siwik-Daniels will begin her own March Madness and unleash sextingjoslynjames.com at 11 a.m. to prove to the world that Tiger used to bone her. [NYPOST]

09:30 AM

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By DAULERIO

#wakeupdeadspin

Bills Entice Potential Ticket Buyers With "Punt From Own End Zone" Shining Moment

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »

06:30 AM

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By Barry Petchesky

#wwe

WWE Bans Chairshots For McMahon's Senate Run

The oldest pro wrestling trope in the book, nailing an opponent with a folding chair, could be no more in the WWE. Why? Politics, as usual. More »

02:00 AM

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By Barry Petchesky

#nfl

Irving To Milk One Last Cash Grab Out Of Texas Stadium

It'll cost fans and demolition aficionados (I call them demolitionados) $25 per vehicle to watch next month's implosion of Texas Stadium. The hole in the roof is so God can watch the implosion for free. That's the saying, right? [AP]

12:30 AM

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By Barry Petchesky

#hockey

Fan Beats Player With His Own Stick

As if Russia's Olympic showing wasn't enough, the KHL looks even more bush league after a playoff game was interrupted by a spectator attacking the visiting team. More »

03/17/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#collegebasketball

Terps As Controversial In Congress As Health Care

The House debates, for far too long, a resolution congratulating Maryland "on an outstanding season." The vote was just as contentious, but at least spared us a Dick Vitale filibuster. [WaPo]

03/17/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#nfl

How Cute, He Throws Just Like A Real Quarterback!

Tim Tebow revealed his new throwing motion today, only five weeks ahead of the draft. If you think that should throw up some red flags for GMs with a first-round pick, well, you don't know NFL GMs. More »

03/17/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#duan

I Was There: March Madness Special

Throughout the tournament, we'd like you to help out with our #iwasthere page to discuss your March Madness related memories. Go on. Take a look. They're nice stories. More »

03/17/10

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By DAULERIO

#collegebasketball

Seton Hall Fires Bobby Gonzalez, Leader Of Cock-Punchers And Alleged Burglars

Bobby Gonzalez was doomed the moment reporters got his former secretary to bag on him, but if there's a proper day to get canned, it's probably the day after your erstwhile charges engage in some nutpunching and (alleged) burgling. More »

03/17/10

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By Tommy Craggs

#metallica

Jim Lampley-Metallica Mashup The Logical Continuation Of Meme

DJ Raw B has mashed up Jim Lampley's stirring Pacquiao-Clottey commentary with Metallica's "Master of Puppets" for us all to enjoy. Thanks DJ Raw B. [ZShare]

03/17/10

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By David Matthews

#marchmadness

ESPN's Syracuse Problem

First, we have President Obama going with someplace called "Sycasuse" in his ESPN bracket under the watchful eye of best friend Andy Katz and then we have "Syracsue" getting the #1 seed in the West. Adjust your brackets accordingly.

03/17/10

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By DAULERIO

#nba

Mike Bibby Doesn't Appreciate Your Gentle Hands, Josh Smith

Mike Bibby and Josh Smith got into ... something during a recent timeout. Listen to science, Bibby! Your season may depend on it! [Ball Don't Lie, soundtrack provided by the Misfits]

03/17/10

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By David Matthews

#mlb

Ron Washington Tested Positive For Cocaine Last Year, Which, Let's Be Honest, Is Pretty Awesome

SI.com narc Jon Heyman reports that Ron Washington, the Rangers' 57-year-old manager and all-around swell guy, indulged in a popular but illicit recreational drug last year. "I did make a mistake," he tells SI.com, speaking very, very quickly. [SI.com]