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We'd like to thank Mister Irrelevant for introducing our Meat Loaf-loving asses to the dance craze that's sweeping dorm rooms across the country: It's "Da Heizman On Dat Ho," a Heisman Trophy-inspired ditty and rompstomp that all the kids are doing. We think this is a dance we are capable of doing; it doesn't have the crossover potential of some other, more eclectic mixes, but we like it. We could do it for about five minutes before blowing out our backs and retreating to the corner, where we would listen to Sufjan Stevens and silently weep.
Introducing Dem Heizman Boys [Mr. Irrelevant]
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Will, i think you meant to say Bright Eyes.
Am i the only one that has a giant white nothingness and no link/picture there?
"You are now pregnant with my child"
"But how?"
"I do not know, it is the mystery of the dance."
first time anyone's made a sufjan stevens reference on deadspin? probably.
All I see is a schism.
I think Youtube is farked.
Excuse me, I think Sufjan will be including his glockenspiel version on his Ohio album. It'll be a tribute to tOSU called "The day Eddie George's Heisman cried bumblebees to sleep."
Oh and a happy birthday to you, too, Mr. Tranny in the middle.
I would love to take a street sweeper, Scarface style, to that dorm room.
How did they let Brendan Fraiser into a girl's dorm room?
And is that Left-eye in the #87 jersey?
Shitty lighting.
would have been better if the tranny was wearing a bears Grossman jersey, oh well.
I would totally to the Heisman on #5. I miss college.
those 'girls' frighten. Their bad dancing is the least of their worries.
glorious STATE! glorious STATE!
OK,
Is that a Broncos McCaffrey jersey?
A Reggie Bush?
And a random #7?
Someone clarify who the #7 is, please.
Do the Theisman on that ho?
There you have it...the one thing YouTube is not good for. I can't believe I just wasted two minutes of my life on that. Oh Well, back to trying to sneak messages onto the Barbaro message board.
SFL:
With Will wearing his allegiances on his sleeve, someone MUST've made an "Illinoise" comment before, but I could be wrong.
most likely not left eye, her being dead and all.
I prefer Dem Theizmann, where a girl screams in agony and grabs her leg when you ask her out.
Those dancing harpies stole all the comments off of my page!
The "Happy Birthday" sign in the upper left corner of the screen makes the whole thing oddly poignant.
Horrible, horrible, horrible dancing.
That being said, I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.
is it wrong that they couldnt be any older than 12?
do they even know what the words to that song mean?
im sure marlo stanfield would be happy to show them.
I wouldn't mind doing the Dirty Bird on the one in the middle.
Am I the only one who cares that no one in any of the videos strikes the actual Heisman pose?
but aren't they the ho's?
lack of synchronization on the "leans" to the left and right.....and i'm gonna assume it wasn't the black girls fault
the funniest thing about this is that these dumb chicks wearing faux eye black actually do this dance better than the brothas that apparently made it up. awkward.
I think these ladies just might owe Scott Howard a royalty check.
Will...just how drunk were you when you did that dance? Didn't I see you on Soul Train? Or was that Carlton Banks?
Over/under on the number of women in this video OJ Simpson would cut the heads off of: 2.
i expected to see the penguin dance, now that's sweeping the nation
Beats the chicken noodle soup. Take that back...they suck equally.
All I hear is David Spade going "She blew me off, gave me the Heisman. BOOM! Straight arm, knee up"
How many roofies did they take before shooting that thing?
Where's the energy!? We have to feel you doing the Heisman on that ho.
I wish I could get a better idea on how old those girls are so I could gauge how appropriate the comments I want to make are.
love the comments on the youtube page for this video. My favorite:
" ahaha i like how yall had da jerseyz on"
Look, a BLUE car!
The actual Heisman award has more rhythm than these 3 ladies.
That was one of my favorite Dugouts. Good call, stan.
I love how the "thigh slap" was the loudest part of the clip...
i'd put a body on #87
ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos,
Looking at the color and number style, I want to venture a guess that #7 is a Billy Volek Titans jersey. The local sports emporium put a bunch of them on the discount table after he got traded to the Chargers earlier this year.
I didn't know they allowed video cameras in prison.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heaNukZkEMg
A lot of blow was consumed prior to filming that abortion of a dance.
Now, if you want to do the real Heisman dance, you have to go with this song...
http://meems.imeem.com/3FdJ_bnY/music/glBNM2as/the_heisman...
This is reason #456 why I'm sad they canceled American Bandstand. Can you imagine Dick Clark's reaction to this?
The "girl" in the middle looks like "she"'s wearing the all-white mask that the deformed chick from the first Batman movie wore.
Screw Surfjan Stevens, I'm all about Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. Surfjan, is sooo last year.
i hate to nit pick, but i do believe they are in correctly striking the pose. just like desmond howard.
Wake me up when they get naked.
Whatever. I'd rather do a Conn Smythe on that ho. But then again, that's just me.
Wow Chet. That is sooo funny. Six black males in a room where you can see their beds. They must obviously be in prison. Stereotypes are funny!
#87 puts the "easy" in Easy Eddie McCaffery.
So does this supercede Kornheiser's Penguin Dance as the nation's dance craze?
SA: Good point about the beds. That's actually how I deciphered that they weren't in a McDonald's.
Good point about the beds. That's actually how I deciphered that they weren't in a McDonald's.
actually, we had mcdonalds when i was in prison. we also had a 42' plasma tv and an hour of 'recreation time' each day. prison was waaaaaaaaay more fun than being "free" and working at the firm i am at now.
I do Ed McCaffrey.