Comment by Chris Hanson's Axe: Its weird to read quotes from a 13-year-old and realize they're not going to sound any different from any of... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Torgo's Executive Powder: That is the closest any Georgia Tech student will ever get to a woman like Erin Andrews. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Turdhammer: Bad Form. At least Eddie Griffin could watch porn, flog the dolphin, and not hit anything. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Quake 'n' Shake: Syracuse University is intrigued by Mike Garrett's hiring abilities and wants to know if he's available for an interview. 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by lecoqsportif: Florida's bitter rivalry with "Team Out West" is the stuff of legends 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by UkraineNotWeak: You know Ted Bundy was only arrested once. He could've played at Florida. 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by UkraineNotWeak: None of this would've ever happened if Thortnon Melon had enrolled at Bama. 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Arsenio Billingham: I see she's wearing the pearl necklace I got her. 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Neckrolls4LIFE: A) Oklahoma's bitch even when they win jokeB) Vince Young sexual tension jokeC) Cranky old man jokeD) Dick joke Please choose... 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by StuScott Booyahs: That is really going to impress the scouts at next year's combine. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Quake 'n' Shake: A college football analyst like Corso deserves a doctor of comparable quality: 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Karlifornia: Poor girl probably wishes Drew Weatherford had thrown the chair. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ArkansasFred: I love when Deadspin posts college football stories. Sit back, put your feet up and watch the fur fly! 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Father of 2 Future First Rounders: How could he pass on that thing in the red dress with that sweet neck gear? What a doll! 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Fatty_B: Lott took money from a bank construction loan, and then did none of the work he was hired for. Didn't the... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by VTBen: The only thing more insufferable than this would be if Duke basketball played a game at New Cowboys Stadium. 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Gourmet Spud: Ron Zook, Twitter And Big Swinging Dicks Whoever is thinking of making the "Name Three Things Will Leitch Will Never Get... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by CitizenStrange: Riddle: How many below average New England coaches turned into geniuses when Tom Brady got drafted in the sixth round? Jesus,... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BruschisBrewsky: Matt Leinart?...(The guy hasn't even updated since the Super Bowl.) Well how many times does he need to twit: Got dis... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by MattinglysSideburns: If AC Slater and Zack Morris were on that Delaware State team, they would totally come up with a zany... 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: He also moonlights as a body double for standout NFL Referee, Jerome Boger 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Camp Tiger Claw: I hope Urban Meyer gets crushed to death by a septic truck. 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by J Money BS: Sam Keller's a money-grubbing douchebag? Shocking! Listen, jerkoff, you get to play football and you DO fucking get paid for it... 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Barry Lutz: The disturbing details of what happened are here: [web.knoxnews.com] 11 Responses | Other threads

Comment by The Sports Industrial Complex: Besides popping polo collars, I challenge yee commenters to summon a more douche-y concept than rubber wrist bands. Does... 36 Responses | Other threads

Comment by MrRedDevil: This is a complete waste of time unless they can order an Erin Andrews nude photo shoot and share it... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by HernandezStache: Auburn was offered a brand new, state of the art black limo, but turned it down for this used white... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Hank the Rapper: Tebow maintains that the T should look more like this: 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by MrRedDevil: I can't believe Oakland got rid of him. He's just so perfect for the Raiders. 27 Responses | Other threads

Comment by MrRedDevil: Pussy... 11 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Quake 'n' Shake: WARNING: Serious comment follows: I went to a DIII school. I can honestly say that many of the football players had... 23 Responses | Other threads

Comment by dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Ole Miss can't even fucking spell Old. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Carlton_Whitfield: Only a matter of time until he's looking to transfer to Connecticut Louisville Arkansas Penn 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by MattinglysSideburns: I wonder if Curry will continue to speak to Merriweather Post (the NFL Draft) Pavillion? /Best I could do. 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Bobby Big Wheel: Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad! You mean he'll never sell new and pre-owned Chevrolets? 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by HernandezStache: I wonder if MMA can get big enough to employ every asshat in America? 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by JoeFlaccoSolo-Brow: Mangini got the Cleveland job 2 months ago, and there isn't a soul in the city who doesn't want to... 2 Responses | Other threads