We don't mean to imply that the citizens of Southwest Ohio might perhaps be a bit too into their football, but this figurine of former Ohio State Buckeyes kicker Mike Nugent — at sale at a strip mall in Dayton last evening — seems a bit excessive. We've never seen a kicking figurine before.

We remind you: This is a kicker from two years ago. College football scares us sometimes.

You think that's bad, though? Check after the jump, when Nugent gets the glossy oil painting treatment.

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