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I would've gotten to this sooner, but I thought it was probably a good idea to wait a few hours, see if any other Bengals got arrested, and then combine them into one post. Alas, they put together an unprecedented 12-hour streak of good behavior.
But yesterday, it was A.J. Nicholson's turn. Again. Last year, Nicholson was charged with burglary and grand theft, but displayed some versatility this time, getting arrested for domestic violence. Police responded to a 911 call from a woman who said she was hit in the face, and upon arriving at the scene, observed a woman with an injury to her eye.
The violence started when Nicholson politely asked the woman to perform a service for him that looked something like this. She said she wasn't the kind of girl to mimic filthy acts she had seen in newspaper circular hot dog ads, Nicholson said he'd just get Carson Palmer to do it, she called him a name, and then the violence erupted.*
Nicholson, like most Bengals, is currently on probation.
* = probably not true ... but maybe.
Bengals' Nicholson arrested on domestic violence charge [ESPN]
Carson Palmer Would Like To Sell You a Hot Dog [FanHouse]
Comments
I'll be interested again once Doug Johnson gets arrested
But....but....but he looks so friendly, glaring at me like I didn't make the pot roast just right, with that scar on his tummy.
That scar is from when he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest, for he's just an excitable boy.
I would never hit a woman but I'll shake the shit out of her.
From Florida State to the Cincinnati Bengals. This kid didn't stand a chance to live a clean, law-abiding life.
What do you tell a bitch with two black eyes?
You very politely tell her to put the phone down and hope the neighbors didn't hear you beating the hell from her.
@businessorleisure: do you beat the hell from her or the hell out of her? I'm so confused.
@Signal to Noise: When you're doing the beating, it can be either. The last thing she's hoping for is correct phrasing.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
I have to step up, 289 is not here today.
@Signal to Noise: beating the hell from her is much more religious-based and involves cries of "The power of Christ compels you!"
@Lady Andrea: Well done Andie, you have made him proud.
I do love that Buffalo has busted out the old school jerseys for elimination staveoff.
@DamnSkippy:
[Kinison]
I don't condone wife beating. I understand it. I wouldn't want to be the deciding member on a fucking jury or anything.
[/Kinison]
This wouldn't have happened if Carson Palmer wasn't putting filthy ideas into the heads of innocent American boys.
@ArmansCopyOfSwank: it ain't just innocent boys' heads Carson puts filthy ideas into. Rowr.
OT
The first season of The War at Home is out on DVD. I know how you all just love it.
That is all.
@UkraineNotWeak: yesssssssss.
@Signal to Noise: I went with from due to my love of Adam Sandler saying it in Punch Drunk Love. It wasn't a reference, but I like the way it sounds.
Kenny Mayne droning about Barbaro.
Suddenly, I'm hungry for snacks.
@ArmansCopyOfSwank: Whatever happened to sugar and spice? Do you mean to tell me that the women of today don't spend their time playing badminton in Victorian attire, leaving thoughts of naughty things entirely in the domain of brutish males?
@Lady Andrea: That reply to myself above was meant as a reply to you.
@ArmansCopyOfSwank: I have on my Victorian attire and I still have thoughts of naughty things. I'm multi-faceted.
Also, for 289: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Talk into tha mic or get slapped around. THAT'S HOW WE ROLL IN T-TOWN.
2-1 sens
@klemmer35: fuuuuuuck
(that was the fuck of quiet disappointment)
You do remember the last time a chick gave A.J. the wrong answer
to the question "Do they still make you?"
small consolation, but it was a beauty of a 2 on 1 break.
Buffalo needs to get some quality shots on Emery- as a goalie, i see things that indicate he's not exceptionally sharp today.
@Lady Andrea: Sadly, a fuck I am all too familiar with.
... What?
@klemmer35: Ray Emery is not a Cup winning goalie. Even I know that as a Hawks fan. We've seen plenty of them.
@klemmer35: Do *not* go to a show at the Clark with this man.
@JB*: Don't worry. The tears she's choking back are those of satisfaction.
2-2
Congratulations, A.J. You just made the smooth transition from Florida State to Cincinatti.
Where's Peter Warrick and his "free shoes" when ya need him?
@Tuffy: whew
Annnd another Yankee pitcher goes down.
Are you purposely trying to give the Mets the game, Robbie?
Nicholson is the tool who was accused of rape by an FSU co-ed before a bowl game vs PSU, Bowden reluctantly suspended him and then Joe Paterno went to bat for him in a presser: "I don't know, it seems so unfair...you know, these girls knock on their doors, and..."
here's hoping AJ knocks on the door of Joe Paterno's daughter once he's out on parole.
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