major league baseball is so freaking cool
If you're Major League Baseball, you have a veritable cornucopia of options of whom you should choose to serve as your postseason spokesperson. You could use
Tommy Lasorda, like last year, though there's always the dangerous possibility he could ask Joe Buck to show off his swirly move. You could use
old standby Scott Stapp. (We're sure he's available!) You could even take a page from the NBA and
dial up David Blaine, if he isn't busy tending to his giraffes or something.
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