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We don't require much to become a Deadspin Hall Of Fame nominee. It helps to have done something embarrassing, or at least epic enough to linger permanently in the collective memory. Or, in a pinch, you can just take a picture of your penis and show it to your fellow ESPN employees.
Yeah, that will definitely do it. When you add in his accidental dropping of "Jew," his protest too much rant and new found Balls friendship, we think he's more than qualified. And that's not even accounting for his trenchant NFL analysis!
But is he a Hall of Famer? Seventy five percent is the threshold for induction. Vote below: Polls will be open until next Monday morning.
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"We thank the lord for this bountiful penis."
His junk is more famous than Fred Sanford's
No internet! Jeez, I thought he was clear on this.
Ned has reached 75.4%. The world is good.
I see it...EEEEWWW!...wait....Nope, that's his putter.
Is Salisbury escorting those ladies to their car?
I'm going to have to let this one simmer for a bit. On the one hand, he's provided us with enough running jokes to keep the combudsman annoyed until Christmas. On the other, he's a douche.
Tough call.
@Southeast Jerome:
Such a skinny shaft
Don't.know.what.to.do.
Much like my Brady Quinn vote, this one will have to wait until I see good evidence either way (a video perhaps?)...
Penis. Cellphone. Jew.
Vote yes, because I want to see this on a plaque.
I wonder who he told those girls he was in order for them to want their picture taken with him.
Berman needs some fellow ESPN "talent" on the wall. I vote "yes".
I vote no until he lets John Clayton's head out of that locker.
@cowbell204: I bet he uses a "claw" grip on that shaft.
No, no, yes?
For serious, are those his daughters in that picture, because if not then he gets my vote.
If showing your tool is enough to get a Deadspin HOF slot... then send me all your cell #s. I've got a multimedia text message for y'all....
dick joke?
Can we just nominate his penis? Imagine the day that plaque shows up on the front page of Deadspin, it would destroy keyboards across America!
@TheStarterWife: So the penis for this plaque will be uncircumsized?
If that's flashing, then lock me up.
/Creed
can I vote for his junk but not him?
Yes, because I want him (or someone on ESPN) to acknowledge said enshrinement in some way, shape, or form.
@TheStarterWife:
"Penis. Cellphone. Jew."
Is this in relation to Kill, Marry or Boff?
Nah.
Sean Salisbury's cock brought to you by the new AT&T.
Your penis. Delivered.
tough call, but I think of the joys that "lil Sean" jokes have given to me and I decided to vote yes.
@GyroBallsDeep:
I'm torn on this one, mostly because I'm not sure I want to see HOF plaque that this one would require.
From "Sean Salisbury Should Probably Relax A Little Bit":
Don Imus played the clip on his radio show this morning and said what any reasonable person would think, that he said "Jew." And Don Imus knows everything!
Because Don Imus knows offensive when he hears it.
I'm voting yes just for this.
He's gotta work harder. He didn't even have the most interesting ESPN staffer gaffe this year.
Now, Joe Theismann...I'd vote for him on every IP address I could get access to.
i came out of mourning to vote on this and to say that i think AJ also belongs in the deadspin HOF. i'm going back into mourning now.
I'd vote yes for li'l Sean but no to regular Sean.
"show 'em your dick dawg"
Penis. Cellphone. Jew.
What are 3 things that have never been in my ass?
Vote Salisbury.
The disembodied head of John Clayton commands you, vote for Sean
People, he took a cellphone picture of his cock and then sent it to female coworkers. OF HIS COCK! I MEAN, HOW CAN THIS BE A CLOSE CALL?
@Lucky Like Little: Well since he's a gentile, I would normally agree with being uncut. But he's also an American of a certain age, odds are he's missing his turtleneck.
@Stev D: He speaks to you from the Technodrome?
@Sigerson Holmes, Part Duex: seriously people, what else does he need to do; cure cancer? eat a battleship? project an image of his wang on the moon for all the world to see? THIS IS INSANE! VOTE YES!
My first "no" vote.
Sorry, buddy.
I'd hate to reward the prick. And by prick I mean Salisbury, not lil Salisbury.
Meh.
I had a drink with Salisbury at the Trumbull Kitchen in Hartford two weeks back. To say he was drunk would be an understatement. He said he loved Jaws, slurred every word he said and was surrounding by very average, very slutty Connecticut brunettes that were his groupies for the night. It was a sad sight.
Dude- the guy's a complete assbag who might, I repeat, MIGHT have shown some coworkers a picture of his wang. That's not cutting it for me.
When I see documented evidence of his doing that (such as with Smoot and the double-dong impalement), then I'll be impressed. Until then, better luck in 2008.
"True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000 people converted to Catholicism. Then Billy Graham got up and did some inspired preaching and 10,000 people converted to Protestantism, then to close the program, Pat Boone got up and sang "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky" and 20,000 Jews joined the Air Force! .... Whats the matter Berman? Jew cant take a joke? Seems like our golden boy is nothing but a back stabbing kike" - Sean Salisbury
Judging from that picture Salisbury does NOT enjoy man-man-lady threesomes.
Step 1. Put a dick on a plaque
Step 2. Put three words on that plaque
Step 3. Profit
And that's the way you do it!
We're voting for this ath-a-lete? That's ama-za-zing!
I'll vote yes just for the fact that lil Sean makes more sense than big Sean. I never thought you could actually transfer brain matter along with O2 into the "other" head.
His dad has cancer. Let him be proud of Sean one more time.
Vote yes.
@Civil Negligence: I've never had a twosome. That's when there's one person there and one person -- oh, wait a minute, yes I have! That's normal style!
I can't believe you people are going to Jew Salisbury out of this honor.
@blastitbiggs: It's my dick on a plaque, girl ...
@Sigerson Holmes, Part Duex: I was totally voting no until you put it like that.
Salisbury leaves me underwhelmed.
I vote no.
Yes on Ned, though.