We saw your last fight, Shawrelle. Spent so much time face down, we thought the canvas had titties.

How many times do we got to tell you that bleach is bleach. Why can't you just buy the cheap stuff? You always have to buy the expensive stuff.
It smells better, Frankie.
Bleach smells like bleach.

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