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• As if you needed proof, watching ESPN for 24 hours is a bad idea.
• Cleveland celebrated its trip to the NBA Finals ...
• ... and then got off to a rather rough start.
• Tank Johnson is a new man.
• Gene Upshaw is a smooth operator.
• Eric Mangini is ACTING!
• Give blood, get drunk.
• Gary Sheffield has a lot to say.
• This guy? NOT GAY.
• Sportswriters are such dorks.
• This logo made us swallow our own tongue.
• Your dream of being O.J. Simpson is about to become a reality.
• Yeah, athletes are dicks!
• Kevin Durant, wussy.
• Way to go, Ducks!
• The Barbaro documentary will make you cry like a tiny child.
• A real, live presidential candidate stooped to talking to us.
As mentioned, MJD's got the weekend off, and our man Shanoff is directing this movie until Monday. Remember to email him your tips and what-not, and send letters of support; he's gonna have to look at Roger Clemens' face all day Saturday, after all. We'll see you all Monday.
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Nightmare fuel! Nightmare fuel!
One of Edvard Munch's lesser works.
I'd like to nominate Shanoff to be the official Uncle Buck of Deadspin. He's not regular Daddy, he's not Weekend Daddy, he's better.
@Ron: Better than drunk grandpa?
@Ron: I don't know about that but I can say with confidence that he is far better than Uncle LeMond.
"Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist,I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline."
UkraineNotWeak ... KevinDurantIs
That picture AGAIN????
Metschick, my comment still stands.
@Ron: Wake me up in the morning when he makes giant pancakes.
No.
Dude. You gotta keep up with the methadone when expereinc
Whoa. That just posted on its own before I could proof it.
@Ron: @Athletic Supporter: Bug?
Why won't comments load all of a sudden?
Is weekend daddy leaving us? Like every stepfather before him, Shanoff shall be referred to by his first name.
I don't want to play catch, Dan.
@Luis Sojo Jr.: He's not leaving, he's going out for a pack of smokes. He did sound a little weird though...he said, "It's not 'cause I don't love you". Whatever that means.
I think Will looks like the kid from the Time Magazine "cyberporn" cover all grown up.
http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,19950703,00.html
@Luis Sojo Jr.:
And we tried to be nice.
Week. End. Dad. Dy.
MJD!!!! Come back!! Will needs you!!
MJD!!!!!!!!!!!
@The Fans Attic: Simply amazing. Maybe that's what Will was going for.
I would like to thank Time magazine for that cover. It was my first realization that there was so much pornography on the internet for my enjoyment. Without that cover, it might have taken me 6 more months to make that discovery.
Number one seed, my ass.
Just playing Will. You're a warrior.
i think nibbles may have moved on to the great hamster wheel in the sky.
Nibbles! Where did the comments go!!!!!!
@The Fans Attic: I think this thread is killing all of Gawker.
Calling Tommy Thompson a "real" presidential candidate is a bit of a stretch. He's about as "real" a candidate for president as Bo Gritz was...
@TheStarterWife: that thread won't even load for me. what's going on in it? is it just the volume of comments?
@The Fans Attic: disregard that volume statement. it can't be the volume, it's defamer for god's sake.
@TheStarterWife:
Love some of the commenter names.
SugartTitsMcFireCrotch
Double Banger
@UkraineNotWeak: When did Fred Smoot start commenting at Defamer?
About half of Defamer is not loading. I blame the cupcake wars.
@UkraineNotWeak: Cutting Makes You Sexy is the best name.
seriously, what's a dc 'er supposed to do tonight with this heat? I can't possibly drink and be on DUAN can I?
It's actually due to that 2nd posting of Will after his espen marathon.
As Lil Jon Chappelle style would say:
"Affirmative, huh, roger, yeayah, meltin' down, aaah."
@TheStarterWife: I prefer "cutsies" myself.
Friday=Monday
So sad.
@Lizalicious: Did I miss something? Did Will switch Friday to Monday on DU!AN?
@Snitches Get Stitches: No. Just my craptacular work schedule.
@Lizalicious: Please tell me you don't work Friday-Tuesday. That's an awful schedule. That's like 5th degree manslaughter or something.
There's one thing Nibbles can't stop: My next Newcastle. Which I shall now go fetch.
@Chad Sexington:
That's the spirit! I hope that I have enough vodka to make it through the evening.
/thread hi jack
Homer Baily has a hot sister who is wearing some booty shorts.
@Snitches Get Stitches: Oh yes. I'm doing my damnest to get out though...we'll see. I got some interviews coming up next week:)
@Lizalicious: Good. Anything to get out of that schedule. Are you a firefighter or something?
@PoppaPerk:
That's what I'm doing. I'm not walking around in soup all night, F that noise.
@Snitches Get Stitches: Hahahha close. I work for a newspaper.
@Lizalicious:
Gotcha. That's probably a good gig since you blog and all. Anyway, I hope your last day doesn't end as bad as Dante Culpepper's did in Miami. Yikes.
I just ate the best calamari of my life at the Wilmington Greek Festival, and the Phils are playing the Royals.
Things are OK.
@Clare: Laziness got the best of me today so I refused to leave my apartment to feed myself. In turn, I inhaled a 6 inch meatball maranara sub when I got to work.
@Lizalicious: *footlong.
@Lizalicious: I'll happily write you a sick note if you have other things to do.
Soriano is raking tonight. 2-2 with 2 HRs. Cubs are on the comeback trail.
Two-run homer for the big man! Things continue to be OK!
@Athletic Supporter: It's Friday night in New York City. I'm thinking I can find some trouble to get myself into;)
@Lizalicious: lemme know...
@Lizalicious: Attagirl.