Why are these ceilings so low, you ask? Low overhead; we pass the savings on to you! But seriously, that'll all be covered in the orientation.

The point is that this is a very odd thing, supernatural, for lack of a better word. It raises all sorts of philosophical questions about the nature of self, about the existence of the soul. Am we us? Are the sponsors sponsors? Was the Buddha right: Is duality an illusion? Do you see what a can of worms this portal is? We don't think we can go on living our life as we have lived it. There's only one thing to do. Let's get married right away.

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