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    We Always Thought It'd Be Better To Be A Fake Somebody Than A Real Nobody

    By Leitch, 2:00 PM on Fri Dec 15 2006, 114 views

    No matter what you do, no matter how awful ... no one ever thinks that they're a bad person.

    When you have his attention, you feel like you're the only person in the world: That's why everybody loves him so much.

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