sorry, but i feel compelled to outbid you on this one, it will go great next to my shot of hank greenberg in a thong

Why have you not e-bayed since 2003 Will?

I'm pretty sure that's from one of those old This is Sportscenter print ads.

Cripes, we're pretty close to seeing his nuggets in that picture. It's probably from a series from his gay porn period.

Nice arms! I'M NOT GAY

I remember that from some ESPN "This Is Sportcenter" commercial. Wish I remembered how he ended up in that situation.

I want to bid on the tasteful plastic tablecloth upon which the picture sits. The picture itself? Not so much.

Boo-hoo. --Suss

what does it say at the top?

The answer: somebody just called "adult swim".

Hey Will, what's up with you not paying for the Ebay item in 2000? We know you are not a Deadbeat on Deadspin!

You're with me, AquaSox

The riding of tricycles is an African-American thing - expressing emotion.

UM - if your e-bay name is pariah is that why you spend so much time making comments?

drew- i write all my poetry aboard a trike

You just know after this photo was taken ol' Stu took an extra lap around the perimeter so everybody could get a good look at him...

Why is he wearing a watch?

Hey.. If you want to go and have fun and cheer your team, do that, but if your team, if your guy, if your girl does a stupid ad that comes back to haunt them on E-bay, man, don't boo them.

if Will wins this auction, do you think Denton is going to reimburse him for the expenses?

Will, I don't understand, you think its okay to bid on items and not pay turgidtomes? You are a bad eBay-er. F------. I don't even want to know what you bought from Cat Tales Books, you sad pathetic waste.

I was going to mention Cat Tales Books myself but I have just recently started posting and didnt want to get off on the wrong foot--lets hope Will's lady is a feline owner

Wow...one of you is actually paying over $20 for this. Have fun with that.

Well, I'm assuming it's one of this site's readers that will end up winning.

People will buy anything. Just yesterday, I was out-bid on Ron Dayne and Rick Mirer replica jerseys. I'm trying to add to my "All-time Busts" collection (centerpiece = Ryan Leaf). At least I got Tommy Maddox.

trust me, i did not bid on the picture (i don't have a fireplace for propal disposal). chris, until you have the Boz, Ki-Jana, and Blair Thomas (or another jet bust), your collection cannot be complete...god speed

Tee hee. Guess who's winning?

I'm buying it to go along with these: http://www.brandonbird.com/paintings.html

Since no one knows what this is about... a few years back, the ESPN Football crew had a series of ads called something like "A Little Football Among Friends." I can't remember it in it's entirety, but it was like they were joking each other about getting picks wrong. Someone help me out here...

All right, Senay -- "No One Wants to play Sega with Harrison Ford" just changed my life a little bit. For the better, I think. http://www.brandonbird.com/sega_ford.html