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If you're having any trouble deciding how to vote in the SHOTY Final, or if you're just one of those odd people who have doubted the "You're With Me, Leather" story, we happily present you with these old photos — there's another after the jump — of everybody's favorite children's entertainer Chris Berman, taken two years ago at the Super Bowl in Jacksonville. (We'd like to thank truesportsfans for this. A lot.)
And you doubted. Shame on you. SHAME on you! That's stupid ... just stupid.
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Damn, that a lot of hookers.
its a Man... baby!!
They have to be strippers and Berman's got to be paying for their attention
Vote Barbaro
Hes staring at Lil Romeo like he wants to fight.
my lord.
If you'll excuse me, I need to go shotgun myself in the face...
Berman loves prom night.
Was he at a freaking prom?
Fat boy looks just like Tony Soprano did when he came out of the coma. Jeesh, are you sure this wasn't taken at Bada Bing's?
i think i just found my new screen saver.
Hoe ville
(Is it Hoeville....Hoville... or Hoe Ville?)
Emmanuel Lewis raps now?
I hope someone warned him about the vampire sitting next to him. The last thing this world needs is an undead Chris Berman.
OMG! That chick on Berman's lap is outrageous. But she probably went home with Lil' Bow Wow.
I was just scouring the internet looking for definitive proof that God doesn't exist. Thanks for cutting the time down to 2 minutes, Deadspin.
BTO, I'm not a big fan of her face, but from the neck down... sweet sassy molassey.
The Jamaicans don't have a word for "impossible".
Is Berman making monkey faces on purpose?
they were all seen later that night riding through Jacksonville with their heads out of the limo sunroof
I was wondering if the Barbarino propaganda would stop long enough to give Berman a shot at his rightful place atop the Deadspin universe.
BUSTED!!!
Berman is a greater sports human than Jesus
Vote BARBARO!
So who's the guy getting Boomer's runoff?
Her face???? You were looking at her face?
So which hooker's ass did Boomer snort coke off of?
unhappiest guy in the room? the black guy from malcolm in the middle who is acting like a faux-security guard and showing off his phone's belt clip...
44 - dat's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
How did Lil Bow Wow get invited?????
UM, I think that's his O face.
You're jamaican me crazy!
definitely the best use of Deadspin widescreen EVER
PQCrash, the question is, which hooker did coke off Berman's dome?
I completely forgot about Jacksonville's "Night Under The Sea" themed Super Bowl starring 'Lil "I don't know how many shoes I have but I think I'm blessed" Romeo.
Where's Leather?
This is clearly the October Surprise of SHOTY
someone farted in the second pic. i'm assuming it's the blonde.
That's some high quality velvet rope isn't it Cleetus?
You know what the best part about this is? Deadspin will end up in the Berman's divorce settlement, and we can all use the same jokes all over again!
I can't shake the image of Berman standing in his hotel room in front of the mirror before going out psyching himself up going "oh yeah those are some nice khakis, ooooh sweet Hawaiian print shirt, the ladies are gonna love you, you're the man! He could go..."
MOM!?
Berman paid an extra $5 for the permanent nip slip.
The facts are clear:
Berman gets hookers
Barbaro gets Dee Mirch
VOTE BERMAN
Sure they do. It's English. Impossible.
Hey Berman, is silicone kosher?
seriously, Berman is ready to beat some ass in the second pic. Presumably someone yelled out his catchphrase.
Is that Steve Sanders on the right of the top pic?
What's up with that "blonde" there?
The facts are clear:
Berman pays for it.
Bobby gets paid for it.
Vote Barbaro.
So this is how Tamara Tootle used her bribe money... and she bought some nice gloves too.
Um, where is Mark Chmura?
I like the second pic. Berman's leg is hurting with the legs/bodies resting on it, but he doesn't want to admit it. "Must...block...out...pain..."
does Will have it in for Barbaro?
SlickBomb, I'm guessing that Berman's wife is as fat and complacent as Johnny Sack's. She knows her role.
We're taking this in the wrong way. It's Berman's new band: Boomer and the Fluffers. From left to right: Diva, Pasty, Oscar, Barbaro and Mopper.
Are those clear heels?
After seeing this, my New Year's Resolution is to be fatter, shorter, balder, stupider and consequently get some pretty high quality ass.
does that mean berman is gonna start crying like a bitch?
well there's nothing I can do...i only wanna be with yooooouuuu...and you...and you...and you...
Yahtzee!
Berman's getting this kind of attention all while sporting a Hawaiian shirt. Most impressive.
These must be fly-ins. When I went to the Super Bowl in New Orleans a few years ago a friend who worked as a concierge at a hotel there told me that lots of hookers flew in for the weekend from Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, New York and Miami. And that was New Orleans; this is Jacksonville.
The Super Bowl is like the Super Bowl for hookers.
does that mean berman is gonna start crying like a bitch?
Yes. He's PMSing pretty bad right now.
Is that Jay Bilas picking up Berman's leftovers?
He could... go... all...the.. way!
So which one is his wife?
Good to see Jenn Sterger enjoying a night out on the town on Berman's lap.
Clear heels + bad fake tatterbags = stripper who goes the extra mile.
Isn't that LeBron's kid, again?