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We have made no secret of our enduring love of The Dugout, both in its original incarnation and its current, non-expletive form at AOL Sports. But you think these guys just know baseball? Pshaw.
Therefore, Football Guys, the official chatroom of the NFL. It will run here on Deadspin weekly, every Tuesday, until the end of the NFL season. So do enjoy, after the jump.
4:10 PM on Tue Dec 18 2007
By Leitch
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Once again I will state that I just don't get these.
/shits pants
Perhaps if Cam Cameron drove a Dodge Stratus, he would get more respect at the dinner table.
Do you have to be a sports nerd to get these?
Once again I will state that I just love the Dugout.
/ballroom dances
/sucks a dick
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/decapitates poodle
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/chugs jack daniels
/grows neckbeard
Fucking amazing.
Absolutely ridiculous and inaccurate portrayal of Cam Cameron coaching his team.
Dolphins team meetings happen over ICQ.
I'm glad they closed that sucks a dick tag.
@JohnCocktosten: Agreed.
@Civil Negligence: I thought all Deadspin commenters were sports nerds.
At least I know why I don't enjoy the SSW. I'm not entirely sure what I'm not laughing at here.
/ballroom dances
/hangs out with Bret Michaels
/sucks a dick
Fixed.
Can /shits pants replace /dick joke? Permanently?
Inappropriate to use this thread for reliving and retelling classic Dugout jokes?
the fuck is a football guys
I've heard of slump busters but which player actually sucked a dick? Brady hasn't really ever slumped.
this just isn't as funny as SSW
/Weintraub fan club
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS MOCKERY OF THE FINEST PLAYER ARKANSAS STATE HATH PRODUCED
NEEDS MORE JI
JIM THOME
@The Fan's Attic: I consider myself more of a connoisseur of sports.
why is TraylorTrash trying to be like Kyle Orton ?
/chugs jack daniels
/grows neckbeard
That was Tom I was talking about.
@cdriver: the fucks a cdriver?
/to the profile page!
@cdriver: You forgot "/shits pants" between those two.
/throws directionless haymakers
@notthequarterback: I think you're confusing that with The Dugout's upcoming NBA piece starring Carmelo Anthony.
It just seems wrong ripping off a great, ORIGINAL premise like the dugout.
@VTBen: I saw a local commercial here the other night for a store in Michigan and the spokesman is Jim Thome. How does his part start? "Hi, I'm Jim Thome." I could not stop laughing.
@Lady Andrea: I have no idea who knows him in Edwardsburg, but Lunker's definitely seems like his kind of place.
@Chico Mike: is it really ripping off when The Dugout guys are responsible for this?
CamCamDancer: Boom bitch.
someone do arod! someone do arod!
To be fair, The Dugout guys originally stole the idea from Webster's definition of "conversation."
@mattsussman: And they stole "satire" from ancient egypt.
@supermike4ever:
HEY JOO KNOW WHAT? ARAH NO LIKE IMPERSONIZATIONS
@supermike4ever: Won't Jeter get jealous?
And Egypt from the Phoenicians.
And the Phoenicians from homo erectus.
And homo erectus from paramecium.
God really created satire in his own likeness, really.
/threadjack/
Mario Williams does not make Pro Bowl.
A dead guy does. This is bullshit.
/end jack/
THIS! IS THE FUCK!
@mattsussman: you sayin the Lord Jesus Christ is a joke to you, son?
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i jus red tmq what in the fuck iz marine mammals
@grungedave:
If the Pro Bowl is in the off-season, why don't they announce the rosters after the whole regular season is finished? I have never understood that. What if Mario Williams has 5 sacks next week?
@grungedave: threadjack
I don't think Florida State is going to win now
/threadjack
"you sayin the Lord Jesus Christ is a joke to you, son?"
A Pharisee and a moneychanger walk into a bar...
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:
to be fair, they weren't going to win anyway!
@mattsussman: That might be one of the dorkest references ever, and I hate that I know that.
And besides, they're on IRC.
@pr0fe330r_j3rkwh3at:
You wouldn't want to leave that rum around here with this group...
@Nationalcoholic: I will never, ever not find that line hilarious.
/makes it rain
/carries an arsenal
/gets underage girls drunk
This post is the fuck lion
Throwing that 45-yard shank in there instead of the correct 44-yard one was the true genius of this wonderful entry.
@mattsussman: and the Orthodox get thrown out?
Maybe I'll find this and SSW funny tonight, as it is K-Hole Tuesday around these parts.
Hey guys whats going on in this chat room lol
/sleeps with babysitter
/does HGH, gets caught, and nobody really gives a fuck
/watches member of own posse stab guy to death, wins Super Bowl next year
It's nice having a forum where The Dugout guys can curse. I miss that...that and rowdy Kyle Farnsworth barking at me.
@supermike4ever
arod: /ballroom dances
/sucks a dick
/decapitates poodle
/chugs jack daniels
/grows neckbeard
Happy? Isn't it funny? Start laughing, it's funny! 19th century leisure activity and feces and homosexuality and drunken athletes and ungroomed facial hair is funny! Because we said so!