I take it she doesn't watch hockey much

As a naitve New Jerseyan ... I'll be very surprised if this woman is not from New Jersey.

Hm. I sense Masshole in that accent, although NJ is a possibility.

That's Chino Moreno quality shrieking.

I heard the Versus network just offered her a contract to be in the booth next season.

Definitely not a Masshole. I've watched it twice and I think the accent is either NJ or Long Island.

No way this woman is a Masshole. But I hate her already anyways.

JIM-MAY!

Apropos of everything, you've gotta love the "Holy Family" banner on the wall.

Boobie, she's either from NJ or Philly being that there's a Holy Family University board.

I just called my mom, told her I love her and said thanks for handling all my hockey fights in a normal manner. She asked if I was drinking.

@Jake Fratelli:
Since she had to ask, are you not that close to her?

@JB*: I am, but recently lucked out with a 1000 mile buffer zone.

Was that Drew Brees' mom?

Deal with it, your kid's a pussy. stick to soccer.

Mom?

Tie Domi takes Belinda Stronach to her first hockey game.

Someone needs to put on their leg brace.

It's good to see that Dee Mirich is a hockey fan afterall.

Meh.

Until she's scaling the netting to get onto the ice, she's still in the tamer group of hockey parents.

But she's got a mouth like my dream girl! (what?)

@twoeightnine: That explains everything.

Reminds me of the time when I got drilled in Little League and my mother jumped a fence and rushed over to my aid, despite the ball grazing me. Lets just say I was the coolest kid in school...

I thought it was just Don Cherry with a sinus infection.

@Probity and Sport: I, too, dream of a broad that will ask me, "HEY, you wand to take my brawr off?"

@Philistine: +1.

And MJD, I hate to admit this, but I'm sort of impressed that you were able to come up with the Marty McSorley reference.

Forget it, Jake. It's South Jersey.

FUCK, the Barbaro special was at 5? What the hell? I bet Dee missed it too because there was a turquoise gem sale on QVC.

That's why nobody but nobody fucks with Canada.

@Jake Fratelli: Actually, the Barbaro special didn't happen. It was pre-empted by some excellent OT hockey, and I'm still laughing.

JIMMY'S GONNA GET YOU, KRAMER! HANDS OFF JIMMY!. DON'T TOUCH JIMMY!

@Mob Penguin: Yeah, I heard my NYR boys won. Prior engagement conflicted with the game. Probably missed the best one out of the whole series.

Okay, fuck me with David Wells' dick if you can find it in there. The homer San Diego announcers dis the "kids on their computers", quote Sammy Hagar albums, and then actually whistle and clap on air. Jackasses.

@Kid Canada: Jimmy's new in town...

@Tuffy: in my area of CA, we happen to get XX Sports Radio through some sort of AM transmitter. If the Padres' announcers are like those jackoffs, I feel your pain.

I can only assume this is Scully's day off; it appears to be MLB.tv policy to put Scully on the air as often as possible, even when the Dodgers are away.

Top of the 17th. There's your Sunday night game.

@Tuffy: That sounds greasy.

@Tuffy: nope. Scully's calling the game for Fox Prime Network here.

@Weed Against Speed: It's not the STDs that kill you; it's the trans fat.

@Signal to Noise: Fuck me with Don Coryell's dick 45 times in three hours.

@Tuffy: Man, your 'fuck me' bits are visceral in a wildly illustrative way...

Solid.

And they keep correcting their own franchise history stats every half-inning because they keep reading the notes from the research team (the kids with the computers) incorrectly. Goddamnit, these men are allowed to live in beautiful San Diego?

@Tuffy: Tuffy, you need to calm down a little man, I mean, it is just San Diego after all...

No, you're right, give 'em Hell!

Rafael Furcal is wrapping his face in blue tape.

@Tuffy: ouch. As long as Fouts doesn't get to watch.

Why does the woman in the Hummer commercial chase the canoe thieves in her Hummer if she has the power to manipulate space and time by moving a wolf into the canoe? Why doesn't she just crush their heads as they run off? She's not a very good deity.

@Tuffy: she can only use her powers to sell cars, not fight crime. I read that in the comic book,

@Weed Against Speed:

Jimmy's gonna put the moves on Elaine...

@Tuffy: You mean the Jeep Liberty ad, and yes, I have asked the same question, because she's either manipulating space and time, or she can grow to be fifty feet tall, and again, either way, it's weak.

By being here, now I'm missing The Sopranos.

/make it worth my while

@Yostal: Either way we shouldn't lose sight of what's really important: She's a stone cold hottie.

@Yostal: Sorry, I'm sure Freud is proud of my single-minded focus on Hummers. Still, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one to notice.

@Cowboycane: Where did you get the comic book? A Jeep dealership?

@Cinnamon Girl: How about full frontal nudity? Is that something you might be interested in?

@Hank Scorpio: She's no Mercury chick, but still hot

@Cowboycane: Maybe... what are you thinking?