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The world has long pined for the answer to life's perpetual mystery: Is a Rangers-Orioles game more boring than watching flies screw? Well, an astute reader and his friend attended such a baseball game last night, and saw two horseflies gettin' down and procreating. Judging by these two fans' fixation on the happenings atop the safety bar, I'm guessing that the flies win. And did they ever win.
I can't say I'm well read on the mating ritual of the horsefly. But I did notice that the two little bugs aren't even watching the baseball game while screwing, giving horsefly sex exactly one thing in common with Peter Angelos' style of ownership.
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They're facing the wrong way. This guy has the right idea.
Finally, my O's get some coverage on here!
Granted, it's in the form of horsefly sex, but I'll pick my battles.
Weekend Deadspin: Your #1 source of insect porn on the net.
I'm holding out for sardine-on-mackerel action.
I wonder if the they think about hotter ladybug sex while they were on the rail.
Because, you know, baseball has the opposite effect.
Deadspin, insect porn without access, favor, or discretion.
For once, Jay Gibbons' wife isn't the only woman getting hit in the crowd.
Was wondering what Jeff Goldblum was up to these days.
@Pam Ward needs no strap-on: Between the ballpark freakin' and watching us all poop, it's more than fair to characterize him as a fucking pervert.
The only thing more exciting to Pat Morita than catching a fly with chopsticks... is catching two flies getting it on.
The wonderful, improbable rise of Jeremy Guthrie isn't enough for people? Shame, shame, shame... No way those fans are going to get their own planet, now.
Just in case anyone's wondering, yes, you get over a millions Google hits for "insect porn".
Some of it ain't so bad, either.
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