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To this day, our favorite ESPN commercial remains the one where the male Ohio State fan and the female Michigan fans make out with each other. There's something primal about our reaction to it; it seems grotesque, somehow, like cousins French kissing, or a dog doing it with a sheep. Sleeping with your rival's fans has an unnatural quality; our worst relationships have always been with Cubs fans.
Of course, it can also be a hostile gesture, as Loser With Socks provides a guide for Tennessee fans to sleeping with Florida fans this weekend.
Remember Vawls, in order to pull Poon in the realm of the Gator, you must think as a Gator. Jorts are accepted there. I'm not saying wear them, nor am I condoning dawning them in a public setting. But if you can wrap your mind around the concept that shorts, formerly known as jeans, that are blue in colour, are as accepted as socks with sandals - then you're on your way to Pulling Gator Poon.
That might, frankly, be the only scoring the Vols do this weekend. Still: This feels wrong. Maybe we're just against inter-rivalry relationships. We hope that doesn't brand us a bigot.
Pulling Gator Poon [Losers With Socks]
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Had sex with a Cubs fan this morning. And I felt fine. Still do.
yes. yes.
Yes and yes. Of course, I really have nothing against the gators, but still.
If you can't get laid in Gainesville, you have no face.
They're not "making love," Will. They're blue-blooded Americans "making fuck." It's different.
As a fan of the team that's playing against the Chargers this weekend, and after looking at that picture, the answer is clearly Oh Hell Yes!
You can pull all kinds of Yankee fan ass just by whispering the word "Jeter" in their ear.
I'm a pretty big Devils fan, but I don't think I want to have sex with too many of them. Too many obese, suburban Jersey mothers make up our "fan base"
And another "angry sex" virgin is heard from.
Answer: Only if they're butt-ugly.
I'd have sex with a Cowboys fan...if only to pop in her face while singing "Hail to the Redskins"
I'm not sure if the author heard, but here in America, we have color.
"Grudge fuck"
It isn't wrong to do it with anyone. Doing it is always right.
I always thought the arguing with your opposing team's fan was like foreplay to the hate sex. Works out nice.
@Illegal Immigrant: Mr. Snyder, we didn't know you posted here!
Note to female Gators, Vols, Yellow jackets, Mets etc, I see nothing wrong with this.
(call me)
@Tuffy: And at the end? They convert to your teams.
@Lady Andrea: So, then, is it OK if I punch her during the "hate sex." Cause hate is stuch a strong word, I don't think my violent pelvic thrusts will do it justice
@Lady Andrea: Fuck the Cardinals.
yes and...yes
@Illegal Immigrant: The critical assumption here, of course, is that you could ever land a cowboys fan. Having lived in both towns, let me tell you, Dallas women make DC women look like, well, DC men. (and that's not good.)
Those Carhartt huntin' overalls are mighty hard to pull off in the same time as a pair of jean shorts. Plus, I hear they do bad things for the boys.
Might he consider dawning pants on the walk to the store to buy a fucking dictionary?
Meh, my wife was a varsity athlete at State and thus doesn't exactly have any love for UM. We just don't watch that game together, and she doesn't care that much about sports anyways.
We definitely got a lot of "that's disgusting" yelled at us walking by the houses on State St in Ann Arbor on the MSU/UM gameday though.
My girl and I have a deal. We marry, she converts to Judaism, I convert from the Yanks to the Sox. Sounds fair to me.
Where's that picture of the burly Yankees fan Frenchkissing the burlier Red Sox fan? Hott.
You could always go with the donkey punch. That's a great angry gesture, and you still get to bust a nut.
Hate-fucking is always awesome, although I don't think it's any coincidence that the one time I dated a Chiefs fan, it lasted less than two months.
(I won't date Raider fans. I haven't met an attractive Raider female fan yet; doesn't mean they don't exist.)
If you let team affiliations get in the way of scoring some gash then chances are you're not in danger of getting laid anyway.
Upside of banging a girl who's a Steelers fan: There's always a towel around for when you're done.
Downside of banging a girl who's a Steelers fan: Have you seen most female Steelers fan?
@TheStarterWife: Happened to a good friend of mine from Vandy--he married a UT girl. Now he gets excited about watching the Vols play and even roots for them against the 'Dores. It is quite sad and reduced Vandy's football fan base by 5%.
@dzop: Oh yeah, thanks for Roshahahanahana.
My humping partner is a Steelers fan. It's a different conference which makes it a little better.
doing it with other team's fan > doing it with somone who playes for the OTHER team
At first I thought the answer is no but then I thought about the Eagles and girls from Philly and quickly changed my mind. I have to go full circle and change my mind back to yes because it is not because they are Eagles fans but because they are ugly.
-Cowboys fan wishing to be in Dallas instead of Houston
@TheStarterWife: I thought you weren't Catholic.
@dzop: Win-win.
Last girl I hooked up with that had a known sports allegiance was a Red Wings fan. I almost wish I had been an Avs fan just so it could have been, uh, better.
@sir_pantsalot: I'm an Eagles fan but I'd plow through Cowboys fans in a heartbeat. I love me some Southern girls.
@sir_pantsalot: How many possible variations of that joke can we have today?
This exact phenomenon was brewing last weekend:
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@Big Daddy Drew: Your honor, I would like to present Exhibit 1, AJ Hawk.
Judge: I find against Big Daddy Drew. Anything related to sex and AJ Hawk is wrong. Criminally wrong. I sentence Big Daddy Drew to 2 months of BBW porn viewing.
I feel like it's like taking over land in a war. If I'm sleeping with a Cardinal fan, that means she's not sleeping with one of her tribe.
@Hit Bull Win Steak: Unless you're a women's volleyball player, of course.
@Yinka Double Dare: everyone knows the State ladies are superior to the Ann Arbor ladies anyway
@TheStarterWife: It's like the Borg.
@Hit Bull Win Steak: Unless, of course, she brings her partner. I think the French call in manage a toi
The 3 Steps to sleeping with an Italian soccer fan [SS Lazio edition]:
1. Be fascist.
2. Denounce a minority in public.
3. Set fire to something.
Score!
@Larry Bird Flu:
BERZERKER!
It's not like you have to marry them.
@LingeringBursitis:
4. Profit!!
Man oh man. I used to have great grudge sex with a Yankees fan. God, the shit that we used to say to each other in the sack. Ooph.