Joe Theismann

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Theismann-Kimmel, BFF

Speaking of MNF ... We can't say our mouths were necessarily watering over a potential Jimmy Kimmel-Joe Theismann feud, but breathe easy, America: Theismann's not mad about Kimmel's crack about him on "Monday Night Football." More »

1:05 PM on Thu Nov 29 2007
By Leitch
5,278 views, 52 comments

monday night football

Jimmy Kimmel Doesn't See What All The Fuss Is About

After his appearance on "Monday Night Football" earlier this week, Jimmy Kimmel has been banned from the program. This is supposed to be a punishment? More »

12:35 PM on Thu Oct 18 2007
By Leitch
20,444 views, 49 comments

monday night football

MNF Still Haunts Joe Theismann's Corpse

Jimmy Kimmel showed up in the booth of a rather dull "Monday Night Football" game last night, and apparently kicked the dead horse that is Joe Theismann. More »

12:35 PM on Tue Oct 16 2007
By Leitch
14,518 views, 52 comments

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Joe Theismann And Mike Patrick Have Opinions On Pizza Boxes

It's somewhat jarring, seeing Joe Theismann back in the booth with Mike Patrick, albeit for a preseason Redskins game. It's even more jarring to see Theismann so shamelessly hawking Papa John's Pizza; we almost expected him to be dressed up in the uniform of a delivery boy. But most jarring, and most upsetting to the world's axis, is Patrick's odd rejoinder to Theismann's pizza hackery. These guys really miss ESPN.

10:00 AM on Mon Aug 20 2007
By Leitch
2,607 views, 45 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: @Upstate Underdog: I seem to recall hearing of an influx of Italians to New Orleans... Prolly drawn by the fact more »

monday night football

New MNF Booth Just Full Of Giggles!

Newsday's Neil Best documents a happening that seems specifically designed to make Joe Theismann pound his face repeatedly against a wall: a practice session with the new "Monday Night Football" crew. They're having so much fun! More »

4:40 PM on Fri Aug 3 2007
By Leitch
6,885 views, 30 comments

listen to him go

Theismann Still Bitching About MNF Firing

We're sure there are people out there other than Joe Theismann and Washington Post columnist Leonard Shapiro who will miss Theismann on "Monday Night Football" broadcasts next year. We just can't find any of them. More »

3:30 PM on Tue Jul 31 2007
By Leitch
13,118 views, 68 comments

auctions

What We Wish We Could Bid On At The ESPN Auctions

Tomorrow is the last day to bid on official ESPN items to benefit The V Foundation, which helps cancer research and the ability to recruit in a somewhat shady manner. Most of the items are rather dull. An ESPN employee banner signed by Trey Wingo and Jeremy Schapp! A signed Bill Callahan Nebraska jersey! A signed picture of Len Dawson! More »

2:30 PM on Tue Jul 10 2007
By Leitch
6,045 views, 118 comments

Latest by LostinTheOffice: Three words: Stark/Me/Andrews more »

joe theismann

Bad Sign for Brady Quinn: He's Taking Joe Theismann Seriously

Brady Quinn's dreams had just been peed on for 4½ straight hours before finding out he was going to be spending his career in the high-fashion mecca of Cleveland ... I thought we could all forgive him if he looked a bit disheveled. Joe Theismann could not. More »

2:15 PM on Sat May 5 2007
By mjdeadspin
3,754 views, 29 comments

Latest by blainer: Are you sure that's not Brad from Real World San Diego? more »

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Your Long National Nightmare Is Over

Over the weekend, Pro Football Talk reported that everybody's favorite mathematician Joe Theismann was likely out as Monday Night Football "analyst," with his likely replacement being the infinitely superior Ron Jaworski. Today, The New York Times gets in on the act, confirming it with ESPN sources. And now ESPN has confirmed it as well, publicly. More »

1:15 PM on Mon Mar 26 2007
By Leitch
5,329 views, 71 comments

Latest by CliffX: Joe probably meant well, but he essentially is the Billy Packer of NFL Broadcasting. And Jaworski is going to be AWESOME more »

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