• john daly

    Will John Daly's Drunken Antics Result in His Beloved Hooters Firing Him?

    Last week, John Daly denied initial reports that he had drank himself into a catatonic state at a local Hooters in North Carolina, using the excuse that "he sleeps with his eyes open" and a worried bus driver merely overreacted. After his time in the drunk tank, Daly spoke with Golf.com about the incident, but seemed a little more concerned about the negative publicity Hooters would receive than his own well-being. The reason, as Darren Rovell points out today, is that Daly does have a lucrative endorsement contract with the wing-and-knocker franchise. But is he really in jeopardy of getting de-Hooter'd. Rovell says no: More »

    5:45 PM on Thu Nov 6 2008
    By DAULERIO
    3,764 views, 23 comments

    Most discussed Gourmet Spud: Just so I'm clear - by "hooters", we're all referring to his man boobs, right? more »

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    John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically

    Professional golfer/wing inhaler John Daly has finally sobered up enough to speak about his bizarre overnight jail stay from last weekend, after he was allegedly picked up drunk at a North Carolina Hooters restaurant. Daly is frustrated by this latest public spectacle, and feels particularly misunderstood this time around, saying that the whole situation could have been avoided had the friends he was traveling with only known that he was just sleeping with his eyes open and in no need of dire medical assistance. More »

    1:30 PM on Mon Nov 3 2008
    By DAULERIO
    7,433 views, 45 comments

    Most discussed MeSoHornsby: Not mentioned in the story: His pants were down and his huge wang was in his hand. more »

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    John Daly, a North Carolina Hooters, 2:17 a.m -- Guess How This Story Ends?

    Well, hi there, handsome! Here's the latest mugshot of troubled professional golfer John Daly, who is obviously still hellbent on recklessly drinkin' and piggin' himself toward an early grave. Winston-Salem police arrived at a Hooters restaurant early Sunday morning and came upon Daly being "intoxicated and uncooperative" after workers asked him to leave. Daly, who had no means of transportation because he arrived at the restaurant as part of a touring group, was sent to the drunk tank for a 24-hour sober up. More »

    4:15 PM on Wed Oct 29 2008
    By DAULERIO
    15,611 views, 70 comments

    Most discussed HockeyMountain: a popped coller!?! et tu Daly? more »

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    The PGA Championship Is Off and Running

    The first players are finishing their rounds at Oakland Hills Country Club outside of Detroit. Somewhere on his island kingdom in Florida Tiger Woods is not even bothering to watch. Meanwhile golf fans who are stuck at their desks would do anything to be able to skip out of work and listen to the dulcet tones of Ernie Johnson and Benjamin Franklin/Verne Lundquist on TNT. So far two people you've never heard of are in the clubhouse at -2, Robert Karlsson and Jeev Mikha Singh. More »

    3:00 PM on Thu Aug 7 2008
    By Clay Travis
    1,527 views, 26 comments

    Latest by Laser Guided: "svelte Phil Mickelson" Oh, that's priceless. more »

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    John Daly: Corrupting America's Youth Since 1985

    We all have those stories about the first time we got drunk. Most of the time they're amusing and revelatory, told with a big fish-style exaggeration that gets exponentially larger throughout the years. Or, if you're an alcoholic, probably less. The first time I got smashed it was the night before the PSATs back in 1991. I was 15. I left after school to go over my friend Kevin's house with an SAT study guide, four pencils, and a scientific calculator. I came home at about 9 p.m. that night with a fork, a copy of Good Housekeeping, and throwing up on my mother's shoe. (PSAT score: 740.) That's a good first-time-I-got-drunk-story, but John Cloud, of Time magazine, has an epic one: More »

    6:00 PM on Thu Jul 31 2008
    By DAULERIO
    10,616 views, 36 comments

    Latest by HugsFromHarold: did the author regurgitate the melon on to the tennis camp girl's melons? more »

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    John Daly and Butch Harmon in Catfight on Eve of British Open

    After swing coach Butch Harmon said Daly was more interested in drinking and having a good time than he was in being a good golfer. Daly, who is more interested in drinking and having a good time than being a good golfer, took offense. Now he's finally firing back from England. Sort of. More »

    1:00 PM on Wed Jul 16 2008
    By Clay Travis
    6,235 views, 64 comments

    Latest by EroticTangerines: Daly's definitely in favor of the "unlimited mulligans as long as you shotgun a beer each time" rule. more »

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    It's Always Casual Monday With John Daly

    When you're John Daly, you don't have to work particularly hard for media attention. And once you have that media attention, there's no real need to fancy yourself up for it; you're John Daly, dammit! Shoot, you don't even have to put on a danged shirt. More »

    1:35 PM on Mon Apr 28 2008
    By Leitch
    16,717 views, 78 comments

    Latest by KellyDownsSyndrome: The underside of Daly's gut is seen less often than the dark side of the moon, or the majestic fuck more »

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    John Daly Gets Boobs Jiggled, Twisted


    Here's John Daly, at the Shell Houston Open driving range receiving both a back massage and what appears to be an impromptu gynecomastia check-up from one python-armed assistant. More »

    12:36 PM on Wed Apr 2 2008
    By DAULERIO
    3,309 views, 41 comments

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    John Daly Isn't That Bad Of A Singer, Actually


    As a break from all this tourney business, we present you with John Daly, once again avoiding, you know, training, singing "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" with Hootie and the Blowfish. Boy, he sure does look good. And, at last, Daly has made Tiger jealous.

    5:40 PM on Mon Mar 17 2008
    By Leitch
    898 views, 22 comments

    Latest by Green Weenie: Looks like Hootie has a new Blowfish more »

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    John Daly Is Just A Victim Of Circumstance!

    From AP: "John Daly woke up Wednesday morning to read that swing coach Butch Harmon fired him. Then he got a phone call when he was at the entrance to Bay Hill letting him know he had been kicked out of the Arnold Palmer Invitational for missing the pro-am." Wait, that sentence is wrong. It should have read: More »

    5:30 PM on Thu Mar 13 2008
    By rickchand
    7,819 views, 26 comments

    Latest by ToTheMoonAlice: You might be a redneck if...you're too drunk to be let into the Hooters tent at a golf tournament. more »