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doesn't strikeout begin with an S?

This explains why I drive a Rhonda Raccord.

I'd blame this on the "publish or perish" atmosphere in college. I was amazed at some of the bullshit some of my professors worked on to get articles in journals.

BJ Ryan has a huge problem with this study.

@Rob Iracane: Scooby Doo?

Well, I guess this helps explain Darryl and Doc's fall from grace.

This would help explain A-Rod's preference for Abnormally mannish women.

It certainly explains why Rock Hudson was giving out all those handjobs.

Edgar Martinez was wise not to even attempt playing defense.

As we read this, Ugie Urbina is tasting another man's Undercarriage in prison.

@Pennington_Noodlearm_Enthusiast: And hummers.

I can hear my econometrics professor blowing up! "Bad science! What's the model that would drive the results? Prove this obscure estimator is efficient! Jump boy, jump!!!"

I hated that class

I once owned a Jeep so this study obviously has some validity to it.

@public enemy #1: Definitely. My English Lit thesis in college compared four different cribs of Macbeth, and my professor was like, "You could publish this! It's so novel!"

@dismalScientist:

Just tell him you would use a zero-inflated Poisson model. That'll shut him up.

Huh. Jeep, joint, jack off... maybe!

No wonder I married a "B"itch.

Tbeer?

Oh, it all makes sense now.... that's why I spend too much time in the bathroom, my initials are BM (yeah, thanks mom)!

Well i do love the cock. So, maybe.

@Burning_River: How is it problematic if he's receiving them... from women... often, & bareback?

Well, that explains my constant presence on College Chicks.com.

As a commenter, not a chick.