Chris Benoit sees no problem with throwing his kid into the fire.

What?

Walmart, the South, and sports video editorials on Michelle Wie...like three peas in a pod.

Tune in next week when Kige gives his report on Barry Bonds chase of Hank Aaron from a McDonald's parking lot.

Walmart? Did I stumble onto Consumerist somehow?

Don't be confused, that's still his basement. Wal Mart just built in around him.

Quite honestly, they really should put Kige on "Around The Horn."

no one will believe this but the detroit lions outbid all other teams for the top NFL Europa receiver. i know, i know. hard to believe but it's true. millen is also trying to sign that guy from the pike place fish market.

MJD, I don't want to jinx the guy but Jeremy Guthrie is perfect through 2.1 innings. Your thoughts?

I was waiting for his boss to come by to tell him to get back to work restocking them shelves.

BTW, Tom Jones performing at the Concert for Diana.

@UkraineNotWeak: Thanks, that's the single least interesting thing I've ever heard.

Is anyone else curious who these people are, that get the idea to talk to a camera in the middle of a store/parents basement, discuss sports like they're actually on TV, and then POST IT ON THE INTERNET?!? They know people are gonna see this, right?

At least it wasn't the pet department with the gerbils, hamsters, and goldfish in the background, which is where I picture Kige Ramsey running to first when his mom frees him from the Astrovan.

@UkraineNotWeak: Uh, just curious, why do you keep bringing that up?

Dude misses Diana, apparently.

@Spectacular Sam:

In case anyone's interested in it.

@I Party With Smoot: It hasn't stopped Around the Horn or PTI.

Michelle Wie in a handicap match versus her parents! It's gonna be a slobberknocker!

FAKE! No way Kige shops at Wal-Mart.

@twoeightnine: Who said anything about shopping? The lighting shows his (relatively) better side.

@UkraineNotWeak: I think its interesting--

What is his left hand doing throughout the video? Whatever it is, it's shaking his entire body.

Someone oughtta give Carl Monday a call...just in case.

"This...is getting to be ridiculous"

Yes, Kige. It sure is.

Hmm, by my count Kige is, oh, only the 10332th person to blame Michelle Wie's struggles on her parents. Can we come up with a new story? Anyone? Here: "Her parents won't let her see her 25-year-old high school dropout boyfriend anymore because he's Samoan, and she's too distracted to practice anymore." See, much more fun.

@MCBias:

I heard she hurt her wrist making lesbian porn.

Michelle Wie will semi-flame out, go through a drug-and-random-sex period, and probably come back at twenty-something for a respectable career.

Or, so we can hope. It's certainly better than the alternative of a full flame-out and ride on the crazy train.

Marv Marinovich isn't sure if B.J. Wie's doing right by his kid.

The human skull isn't supposed to have that much lilt to the side...on the other hand...that explains a lot.

Is she supposed to be competing for majors now or in lower level tournaments? Come on Kige! Think before you speak.

@Signal to Noise:
Mr and Mrs Capriati have similar concerns. Watch for her in Coral Gables soon.

Kige's problem is that his parents put him into the fire of competitive ... um, random ranting about people and subject he knows nothing about before he was ready. Maybe if they kept him in their own basement for another 20 years or so as Woody Paige's parents clearly did, he might grow out of this awkward, gawky, pasty phase and be ready for public viewing. And sexual harassment of make-up artists.

Psst. A respectable Southerner would have done this at a Piggly Wiggly.

What the hell name is Kige? I mean honestly.

@SA: Where are those at? Respectable Southerners, I mean.

don't you have to "flame in" before you can "flame out"?

has michelle wie won any tournaments since she turned pro?

@Tuffy: Your words are like a shot to my heart.

But when I find them, I'll let you know.

How did Kige get a job with YouTube Sports anyways?

Kige could fill in for Golic, he's big, dumb, and can't read from a teleprompter. He also has the Stu Scott wandering eye going for him.

@twoeightnine: You think he contradicts himself in this video?

Check this one out: [www.youtube.com]

Hey, it ain't the studios in Bristol, but you've gotta start somewhere right?

Michelle Wie's turning into a real yawnfest...