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Leftovers: Child Abuse
6:00 PM on Fri Mar 23 2007
By Leitch
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It's Manning's dick in a box...
Nick Saban on Baby Saban: "He's a cute little coon-ass."
That baby will probably leave his parents for another set of parents in two years, all the while claiming he plans to stay with his birth parents.
It's Alabama! Whaddya expect? (Note: speaker is a native Louisianian). Oh yeah, and fuck Saban.
I expect a laser, rocket monologue.
It's names like these that convince me that we should have a board that approves all baby names.
My son "Kotite" will be getting out of the youth detention center next month.
@metschick: Could this board be combined somehow with the one that requires all wombs and testicles be registered and concealed?
@Tuffy: yup. I know too many people who should NOT be having kids.
@metschick: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclm...
@PeteJayhawk: Wow, that's really fucked up. If they wanted to be so creative and what not, why didn't those parents just change their own damn names? I wonder if that kid grew up to change his name to Bob.
Like his namesake, Saban Witt will grow up to be a used car salesman.
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