I like to picture some choreographer posting the list of NBA All-Star dancers, which is then mobbed by hundreds of tanned, siliconed girls and there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth, crawling through moldering carnage just to see if you're on The List.

The Saginaw police: My heroes.

Lindsay is a man and has a small dick

I'm confused about that woman who's selling ad space on her 8-months pregnant belly for SB tix. How is she going to get down to Miami? I thought it's frowned upon for pregnant women to fly after 7 months.

Wait, she's selling her bely for ad space?? Never mind.

*belly*

I would've preferred they TASER Pedro Guerrero, but that's just me.

Is "Cold Pizza" going down tomorrow?

Slut.

"It means more than just a hat," Littleton said. "It's like my crown. It's like asking a king to remove his crown."

Well if you wanna crown him, then CROWN HIS ASS!

The Nets girl looks pretty good, for now, before Joumana give her a black eye for looking at J-Kidd.

I like to picture some choreographer as wearing a tuxedo t-shirt.

Wow- way to stay on top of the news. That article on the Taser'ed Dodgers dork is from November 2006.

Everything Rob Parker comes on turns to shit. Detroit radio, Quite Frankly, Cold Pizza, Pam Oliver...

Speaking of baseball, I heard the Cardinals got to the World Series?

So what soap opera will Cold Pizza have a cameo in?

The tasered guy: just hiding the plugs, right?

hey,tasered guy, problem solved:

http://www.lidsforyids.com/images/Dodgers.jpg