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• The Busch Stadium ushers are kind of being dicks. [SportingNews.com]
• Renaldo Balkman really does look pretty stoned all the time. [Need4Sheed]
• Speaking of the Cardinals ... Preston Wilson. Kick ass. No, not really. [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]
• If this guy is young enough to be in Little League, well then, jeez, so are we. He looks like Frank Robinson. [LittleLeague.org]
• This has got to be the worst baseball name we've ever seen. [Long Island Ducks]
• Wait, so does Maria Sharapova feel pretty, or doesn't she? [Inside SoCal]