• Iran to let women watch soccer to "promote chastity." Hey, watching softball does the same thing for us. (Sorry.) [Feministing]
• Bonds says he's not sure he can catch Hank Aaron, and he doesn't mean alphabetically. [ESPN]
• Random sampling of fans say they want more done about steroids. We're guessing they want caning. [Associated Press]
• Matt Doherty works his way back up the chain by coaching at SMU. [SI.com]

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