Leftovers: More Red Memories

• Remembering Red, and looking to the future the way he would have liked. [CelticsBlog]
• The asshole fan who yelled racist names at Dikembe Mutombo is a savvy public operator. [The Serious Tip]
• The Brewers sausages are Trick or Treating. That'll be fun. [10,000 Takes]
• OK, who has the best opening night shoes? [Golden State Of Mind]

3:45 PM on Mon Oct 30 2006
By Leitch
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StartingAces at 03:52 PM on 10/30/06
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Dear Tom Brady:

Tonight, Surprise Me
Roy Keane at 03:53 PM on 10/30/06
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I heard on the radio today that Red claimed he'd be dead and in the ground before the Celtics ever had a Dance Team to entertain the crowd.

The dance team debuts Wednesday, I believe.
MDT at 03:53 PM on 10/30/06
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#3 in the sausage pictures... is he the Ku Klux Kielbasa?
Jen P at 04:02 PM on 10/30/06
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Connectedness Index: 70

Since the sausages don't talk, they'll be accompanied by an escort who will explain what the sausages are doing at their door.

This is, by far, the funniest thing I've read today.
Jen P at 04:02 PM on 10/30/06
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"Dear Bratwurst: You are a sausage. You cannot talk."
MDT at 04:24 PM on 10/30/06
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"...this candy will not be inspected for razorblades for you."
diddly at 04:39 PM on 10/30/06
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Since the sausages don't talk, they'll be accompanied by an escort who will explain what the sausages are doing at their door.

I know there's a dick joke in there somewhere, but dammit, I can't find it.
Jen P at 04:43 PM on 10/30/06
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How does one get a job as a door-to-door sausage escort, anyway?
Russkiejedi at 05:10 PM on 10/30/06
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Was the racist fan answering our favorite Mutumbo-related question?
MDT at 05:29 PM on 10/30/06
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How does one get a job as a door-to-door sausage escort, anyway?

The college newspaper?
Critic at 05:48 PM on 10/30/06
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Racist is a term that that's overused. If Denny Green gets fired it'll be because of his race and not because he's a shitty coach or that's how it will be portrayed.
Chet Lemon at 06:01 PM on 10/30/06
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Willie Hayes?
Russkiejedi at 07:41 PM on 10/30/06
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HOOMAN WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO???
scribe at 12:35 PM on 10/31/06
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but seriously, when the sausages get to the house with the mailbox reading "R. Simon", will they:
(a) go on to the next house,
(b) go to the door for some treats, or
(c) just take some wax to his window screens and windows?

And, what would the good Mr. Simon do on opening the door to these sausages?