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New York, 10:46 AM
Wed Feb 10
22 posts in the last 24 hours

#whimsy

College Jeopardy Contestant Honestly Confuses Coach K With "Jackass"

Actually, the Krzyzewski-related Johnny Knoxville movie they were searching for in that response was "The Dukes of Hazzard." But I think the judges will allow it. [WRAL]

10:25 AM

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By Dashiell Bennett

#lastnightswinner

Last Night's Winner: Steven Jackson

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Steven Jackson, who will not face charges for allegedly roughing up his pregnant girlfriend. The bad news? He's free to play for the Rams again. More »

09:30 AM

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By Dashiell Bennett

#wakeupdeadspin

Don't Celebrate Just Yet: Brilliant Strategy Tainted Win, Says Football Genius

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »

06:30 AM

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By Barry Petchesky

#deadspiniteam

Well, We Found Longhorn Girl

A helpful classmate tipped us off to the young lady's name, and Deadspin Investigative Services sprung into action. There turned out to be quite the paper trail; follow it with us, won't you? More »

02:15 AM

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#crime

Post Super Bowl Crime Blotter Surprisingly Tame

New Orleans mostly behaved itself Sunday evening. Just a stabbing, a sole incidence of celebratory gunfire into a crowd, and a single escaped prisoner that they didn't bother to track down until after the game. More »

02:00 AM

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By Barry Petchesky

#olympics

Chris Hansen Goes For The Gold

A Polish newspaper mistakenly included among the Olympic mascots Pedobear, 4chan's lovable mascot for pedophilia. Well, some of those figure skaters are pretty young. [Telegraph]

01:30 AM

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By Barry Petchesky

#soccer

Execution Day For Portsmouth?

In mere hours, Portsmouth FC will go before a London high court and plead for their continued existence. Wins and losses and even relegation don't seem so important anymore. More »

12:00 AM

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By Barry Petchesky

#wnba

Stop The Presses: Detroit Preferable To Somewhere

Two Shock stars, fresh from signing contract extensions, have made it known they have no intention of joining the team in making the move to Tulsa. Apparently death was not an option. [AP]

02/09/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#nba

Athlete Dong Is The New Celebrity Sex Tape

Before nude photos surfaced, only devoted NBA fans knew who George Hill was. But after — we all know his name. This can only be good for his career, and we will only see more athlete dong in the future. More »

02/09/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#nba

Beer Is The Official Lifegiving Liquid Of Cleveland, And More Stories You Weren't Supposed To See

The Super Bowl is a black hole of news; anything non-football is quickly sucked in, never to escape into the public consciousness. Sometimes that's no accident. Here are three stories that were designed to fly under the radar. More »

02/09/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#duan

Maybe Tiger Woods Should Hire These People To Help Him Keep His Celibacy Contract

ABC News did a piece on on sex addiction and what Tiger Woods' new life will be like as the world's number one coozehound playing golf. He should fire Stevie Williams and bring on "Da Crabs Assassin" as his caddy. More »

02/09/10

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By DAULERIO

FavreFAIL 02/09/10

UEFA is splitting up their group pairings for Euro 2012 based on geopolitical disputes between neighboring countries. It's a first for soccer, and goes against the whole "sports brings us together" theme.

[goal.blogs.nytimes.com]

#tips Reply

#iwasthere

I Was There: "... And This Couple Starts Having Sex In The Window Of The Bar"

The bon temps rouler-ed all weekend long in New Orleans, and Dean Franks was there in his bumblebee costume. We're told he's still drunk. Let's pick up his account midstream: More »

02/09/10

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By Tommy Craggs

FavreFAIL 02/09/10

Adidas is using an Indiana-based plant make the Saints Super Bowl victory T-shirts, forcing Colts fans to work overtime. Delicious stuff

#tips Reply

Edited by FavreFAIL at 02/09/10 6:48 PM

#collegebasketball

How Is The Isiah Thomas Era Working Out For Florida International?

Not well: The Golden Panthers are 7-19 and "have sold a total of 1,075 individual tickets for nine home games." At least freshman Steven Miro—who turned down Columbia and Harvard to play for Thomas (seriously!)—is happy.

02/09/10

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By Dashiell Bennett

Gamboa Constrictor 02/09/10

Cavs remove water fountains from the Q. For the health concerns of the public, of course..

[www.usatoday.com]

#tips Reply

#erinandrews

Erin Andrews Stalker Planned To Peep On Other Female Sports Reporters

According to the sentencing memorandum, Michael David Barrett had planned on ruining the lives of at least 30 other women — including other female sports reporters and actresses. Also, Andrews is asking for $335,000 in restitution. [TSG]

02/09/10

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By DAULERIO

#ballsdeep

Your Blizzard-Proof Biggest Mailbag Ever

Time for your Deadspin Open Mailbag Tuesday. Email me here or submit your questions via Twitter. This week, we're covering the miso paste test, elevators, zombies, shoveling, and more. More »

02/09/10

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By Drew Magary

#rip

Dead Wrestler Of The Week: "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig

Every week, the Masked Man, Deadspin's pro wrestling correspondent, honors the sport's fallen and examines their legacies — famous and obscure alike. Today: "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig, who died Feb. 10, 2003, of acute cocaine intoxication. More »

02/09/10

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By The Masked Man

#neworleanssaints

Enraptured Saints Fans Decorate Drew Brees' Home With 'Thank You' Shrine

The front gates of Drew Brees' home near Uptown turned into one giant display of heartfelt gratitude for his quarterbacking service to Who Dat Nation. One reader, who lives close by, gave us some pictures. See more after the MORE. More »

02/09/10

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By DAULERIO

#mediameltdowns

Click here to read Annals Of Improbable Bylines: Liz Phair In <em>The Atlantic Monthly</em>, Writing About NASCAR

Annals Of Improbable Bylines: Liz Phair In The Atlantic Monthly, Writing About NASCAR

The blowjob queen visits the Checker O'Reilly Auto Parts 500: "I've never been to a NASCAR race. I picture a bunch of rednecks dousing themselves with beer and slapping their wives on the ass." Strange loop, indeed. [The Atlantic]

02/09/10

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By Tommy Craggs

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