I'm pretty sure that's Armando Benitez in the green shirt.

No, maybe, frightening, bad view, probably.

chicks dig that one big finger of his

I got stitches on my face and bitches at my place, ya feel me?

Is that Samir Gupta in pic 2? Of course it is. There are ladies in attendance.

If Mr. Met can throw down as you suggest, how does he snort all the coke without nostrils?

no, no, maybe, no, no

How big?

This big!!

@Weed Against Speed: Are you kidding? He was with the Mets. He figured it out, quick.

@badbabu: dammit... beat me to it

What has two seams and loves to go fast and hard?

THIS GUY!

@BowdenBowdenBowden: Looks like he's a little light in the shorts. Fucking Mets.

That Asian girl is freaking me out. I can't tell if she's happy or scared.

David Wright is sooooo jealous. No one invites him anywhere cool.

Dan Patrick: After a few drinks, he started saying some things about Mrs Met...

@Kathleen Turner Overdrive: She's trying to figure out if she can fit that finger in her mouth.

You!
You work all night!
And when you work you don't feel all right!
And we!
When things stop feeling all right!
And everything is all right!

'Cos we will never listen to your rules!
No!
We will never do what others do!
No!
Know what we want and we get it from you!
Do what we like and we like what we do!

So let's get a party going!
Let's get a party going!
Now it's time to party and we'll party hard!
Party hard!

Asian Female Golem is excited to see Mr. Met

Keith Hernandez just fired his agent

Difference between A-Rod and Mr. Met?

Women don't have to fake it with Mr. Met.

So which one is Metschick?

I have to imagine that if you're the mascot for a team, and fans of said team hire you for a party, there's a pretty good chance you get laid, right?

On a similar note, I've decided to change careers.

Well, I think I know what we can do to celebrate Metschick's next birthday. After all, Mr. Met is her #1 stunna.

best $3,000 those dudes ever spent.

He's flying on something. Look at those eyes.

John Kruk's testicle wishes for the ladies to spread the oversized-ball love.

I hope it isn't totally wrong of me to think of the grudge when I look at that top picture.

Squeee! I loooove Mr. Met.

Ahem. Excuse me.

He's smelling his finger just like A Rod.

Does he send out cell phone pictures of his L'il Mr. Met to the ladies?

Weird that they invited Mr. Met and Lindsay Hunter.

Also, I was totally going to get Mr. Met for Baby Mets' first bday (it's $500) until I realize I should just get him when she's older. Or for my birthday. So in a year and a half, when I turn 30, I'm def. getting him.

Guy in the shadows in the second picture, hugh jackman it?

I look at the raw alcoholic thirst in Mr. Met's eyes in the second picture and I see a trip to Promises in his future.

@Diddly: Phillies fans hire the Phantic to throw things at and boo. Makes them feel better.

You think Mr. Met pleases the ladies? You wouldn't believe the things I've seen the Phanatic do with the tongue thing of his...

@Diddly: Let's just say Mr. Met batted around that night and leave it at that.

You know what they say about the size of a mans nose...

@We Are Donyell Marshall: +1

$500 for Mr. Met? Back in the day in Montreal, you could hire Youppi for $250 (CAN) and he'd bring the blow.

For my next birthday, I'm going to hire Goleo the Lion, just so I won't be the only person around without pants.

I once saw the Phillies Phanatic do 10 Montezeuma shots, 6 Red Bull and Vodkas and 5 lines of that cheap blow that smells like gasoline and then head butt a fascist bouncer who was trying to harsh on his buzz.

Is it just me, or is the guy in the shadows dressed in full Mets uniform???

@Mackey Sassers Right Arm:

In the 69 it will tickle your rear?

But Mr. Met has a wife and two kids. With equally disproportionate heads. This should have made the cover of the Post, not A-Rod.

Julio Franco parties great for a 68 year old

Meet the Mets
Meet the Mets
Head to the bar and get ten sheets with the Mets
Rum drinks, tequila, bitchin' about Shea...
Guaranteed to throw up in the alleyway...

We want Mr. Met to come to all our parties, from now on. Dude can throw down.

I'm calling BS on this Will. I thought you hated everything Mets.

IHWBA: (the reply to function doesn't work with you, presumably because the apostrophe in your name): you gotta account for inflation, and it's NYC. Everything's more expensive. Even professional mascots.

@We Are Donyell Marshall: Then the Phanatic wakes up in the morning with Pat Burrel's Valtrex prescription stuck in his fur.

If you give $500 to the Tribune Company, they send Ron Santo over with instructions not to give him any beer or feed him after midnight.

@BowdenBowdenBowden: He's clearly hatching a plot to kidnap Mr. Met. Then he's going to have FredBird take pics with him, where Mr. Met is blindfolded and smoking a cigarette. I don't know what he hopes to accomplish, but we seldom do when it comes to kidnappings.

@BlogofHilarity's Chris

He strapped them into the back of the bullpen cart and drove it into the east river... Then he claimed a Cincinatti Bengal carjacked him...