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Dennis Rodman's "Fuzzy" Math

rodmanandmaddonna.jpgYou know it's the extra week off for the Super Bowl when Dennis Rodman is making more news. Well, "news," anyway; Rodman was apparently booted from the "Big Brother" house he'd been "staying in" over there in England. (Closing quote: "I'm still famous. I don't give a damn what you guys think of me, I'm a star. I'm here to stay.")

As if to prove it, Rodman will play with England's Brighton Bears this Saturday, in a One Time Exhibition. It's his first "game" since playing a game in Finland in November.

We feel obliged to point out one other part of this "story;" Rodman, when exiting the Big Brother house, claims that he has "had sex with almost 2,000 women." Of course, Wilt Chamberlain's number of 20,000 is the most famous statistic in all of sports, a figure that would have required him to have averaged 1.2 women per day from age 15 until his death in 1999 at the age of 63. Doing the math here, the 2,000 women would require Rodman, who is 44, to have sex with six different women a month from age 15 until now. Terrifyingly, that almost doesn't sound unreasonable.

Dennis' Interview: "I'm Still A Star" [Big Brother]
Legend Rodman Signs For Brighton [BBC News]

11:15 AM on Thu Jan 26 2006
By Leitch
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