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Is this going to delay Ned's induction into the HOF?

Why does it feel like Ned's a 9th year Senior at FIU?

Could there be a more depressing job on earth than beat writer for the FIU football team?

@Billy Pilgrim: Coach of the FIU football team?

@Billy Pilgrim: Beat writer for the Buzzsaw?

@Billy Pilgrim:

Beat writer for the Syracuse Football team.

@Billy Pilgrim: Right now, possibly the beat writer for the Michigan football team?

@Billy Pilgrim: @ArkansasFred: @crazyjoedavola: @UkraineNotWeak:

Beat writer for Michigan.

@Weed Against Speed: damn.

@Billy Pilgrim: Publicist for Lloyd Carr?

@UkraineNotWeak: that depends, if you write for the D.O., someone good will hire you in a couple years. If you actually live there and write for the big boy papers, then you're screwed.

Ned can never die, only the actors who portray him

Ned doesn't make "nifty" runs. That kind of talk makes Ned hopping mad.

Did his suspension involve those crutches again?

"Back from a one-game suspension for violating team rules..." Seems rather unjust to me; if Ned IS the team, it seems that the rules should not apply to him.

Lamar Thomas would roll over in his grave if he saw the U logo painted over by FIU. If Lamar Thomas were dead, that is.

@MattMillenFanClub: or Lloyd Carr.

@ArkansasFred: @crazyjoedavola: @UkraineNotWeak: @Weed Against Speed: @buttons: @MattMillenFanClub: Wait, I beat myself:

Beat writer for the Temple football team. Or Duke.

Anyone besides me disappointed to find out that "Ned" isn't his first name?

Why was he suspended in the first place? For kicking way too much ass, probably.

Ned gained 32 yards on six carries and had a nifty run that helped set up an FIU field goal.

And with the 1st pick in the 2008 entry draft, the Cleveland Browns select...
Oh wait, they traded that pick.

/pouring salt into gaping wound.

Beat writer for Florida Atlantic can't be much of a picnic either. At least at FIU, you get brawls.

@The Gentleman Masher: I remember reading an interview with Howard Schnellenberger somewhere in which he said that he's have FAU playing in a BCS bowl by the end of the decade. Yeah, how's that working out for ya?

@Billy Pilgrim:

No. You're all incorrect. It's being SID for the Vanderbilt Commodores.

"Well, we lost again."