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That wasn't a faceoff. That was a suckoff.

I rarely participate in the Simmons-bashing that goes on in these corners of the ebays, but that article was the most pathetic fucking GARBAGE I've ever read. I love how he starts with how horrified he is about the cheating, and two paragraphs later he commences slurping and starts pointing fingers at Shawne Merriman for roids (presumably while wearing a Rodney Harrison jersey. ASS. HAT.

There was one factual error in that Simmons-Schatz faceoff yesterday.

Fixed.

@OchentaYcinco: I agree with you. Pats fans are horrified by that column.

@Dave Ryan: Or, like me, they just didn't read it.

The annoying thing about Simmons bashing is that people that hate it continue to read the stuff.

Sorry if everyone already caught this - also of note from the chat:

"People tire of scandals pretty quickly. We have the attention span of tsetse flies at this point."

Haslett went to my hometown college and his entire fraternity acknowledged him as an Alpha Douche.

@OchentaYcinco:

presumably while wearing a Racially Required Wes Welker jersey.

/regionally adapted

@Chad Sexington: Well, I was going for the irony of pointing at Merriman for steroids while Harrison is suspended for HGH, but if you want to paint him as a racist as well as a jackass... what the hell, I'm in.

@Camp Tiger Claw: Like it or not, it's the rest of us who have to deal with the image that Bill -- who's from CT, by the way, lest we forget -- projects of NE fans. I like a lot of his stuff, but that column came off as whiny and borderline delusional.

I agree on one thing, though: this will be forgotten in about a week. Hey, everyone, remember Michael Vick and the End of Humanity That He Represented?

Now this is the type of penalty The Pats deserve:

[sports.yahoo.com]

@Camp Tiger Claw: Just like the Howard Stern corollary.

He only got a paragraph and a half in before this: "Even though everyone probably cheats in the NFL to some degree..."

I'll admit I stopped reading there.

ugh - i'm the man??? dude, you don't like anthrax and you never did.

wtf wheres my comment?

i'm the man?!?!??! you don't like anthrax and you never did!!!!!! pull that link down!

oh there it is. i think i got my point across.

The annoying thing about Simmons bashing is that people that hate it continue to read the stuff.

I hate the war but continue to read about to see what the next clusterfuck will be.