We've been watching video of that dumbass teenager who jumped onto the screen behind home plate at Yankee Stadium last night. We love contrasting the terrified look on his face after he pulled that stunt with the this-is-why-we're-never-having-children smirk when he was taken into police custody this morning. Honestly, we've always thought that anyone who pulled any stunts at Yankee Stadium would be taken out by Steinbrenner-approved snipers on the roof. Maybe they thought he was a minor. Close.

Fan Jumps From Upper Deck At Stadium [Yankees.com]

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