Believe it or not, folks, the NFL season is much closer than you can possibly imagine. So close, in fact, that, if we're going to fit in every NFL team preview by the start of the season, we have to go this early. So there you have it.
Last year, we asked some of our favorite writers to opine why Their Favorite Team Was Better Than Yours. Ultimately, we found this constrictive, and it also might have killed James Frey. So this time, we've just asked them to just run free, talk about their team, their experience as a fan, their hopes, their dreams, their desires for oral sex. All our teams are now assigned; if you sent us an email and we didn't get back to you, we're sorry, and we accept your scorn. But today: Pittsburgh Steelers.
Your author is Matt Pitzer, fantasy football expert for USA Today Sports Weekly. His words are after the jump.
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I've had better decades. I grew up as a fan of the Washington Redskins, Baltimore Orioles and Washington Wizards (formerly the Bullets).
The Wizards used to be the perennial laughingstock, but they're the only ones with half a clue now. The Orioles have not had a winning season since 1997 (no rush, Peter Angelos).
But the one that hurts is the Redskins. I don't really care that Daniel Snyder loves to run through, and run off, his coaches or that he gives $30 million contracts to players such as Adam Archuleta and then cuts them a year later. What hurts is watching coach Joe Gibbs look like Steve Spurrier.
It is difficult to fathom that the Redskins are now four seasons into Gibbs' reprisal as Washington's coach. The notion that Joe Gibbs would not always be the smartest guy on the field . . . well, that was never supposed to happen. But here we are: 21-27 in his first three seasons, 1-1 in the playoffs after going 124-60 in his first 12 seasons — and 16-5 in the postseason.
Of course, a new season means new hope for the Redskins — and every other team in the league. Another year similar to three of the last four in which the Redskins had six or fewer wins could get Gibbs run out of town, most likely into another retirement. This one might be a little more forced than his first one, but the result would be the same.
Now, I might sound like the proverbial clueless fan, but I really do have hope. The NFC East basically has been ceded already as a two-team race between Dallas and Philadelphia. The Redskins are playing without expectations, which is sometimes the easiest way for a team to play.
One reason for optimism is QB Jason Campbell, a nice upgrade over Mark Brunell in that he can throw more than 15 yards downfield. All of the crossing routes and misdirection plays that coordinator Al Saunders loves need a little space to work. A deep passing threat is crucial to opening up the field and letting smallish receivers such as Santana Moss and Antwaan Randle El run free.
Now, don't get me wrong. Campbell will look like a second-year starter at times. He throws to the wrong place at the wrong time and has too much confidence in his arm strength in trying to fit the ball in tight spots. But as he learns what he can and can't do, he should become more dangerous as the year goes on.
Campbell already had one injury scare in the preseason and if he goes down, the season could be lost. As it could if Clinton Portis gets hurt again. Portis has had only one good and injury-free season in his three years in Washington (1,516 yards, 11 rushing TDs in 2005).
What Ladell Betts did last year in place of Portis might have been a fantasy miracle, but if you want a main guy for a full season and into the playoffs, Portis is the one. He is a more regular, bigger-play threat than Betts and Portis is the one who puts fear into defenses. But he already has knee problems; his health will go a long way toward determining how good the Redskins' offense is.
The other factor is the schizophrenic defense that slumped to 31st last year. LB London Fletcher, CB Fred Smoot and first-round pick S LaRon Landry were the key additions in an unusual approach to improving their pass rush, which generated only 19 sacks — last in the league. The point of adding Smoot and Landry was to improve coverage enough to let the returning rushers reach the passer.
It might not work completely, but it ought to help at least a little. There are too many competent veterans for this defense to be this bad again. And there is too much brainpower in the coaching staff for this team to keep losing this much.












Comments
But today: Pittsburgh Steelers.
That should be very day.
Considering all the teams that play there, I cannot believe DC is the cradle of so much sports blogging.
Fred Smoot is of two minds to thank you doubly for including him in the preview.
No pie chart?
*every day. There goes karma kicking me in the ass.
Any word on whether or not dianetics is helping Jason Campbell's knee?
SUPER BOWL OR BUST
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The appalling thing is that the Skins went to the playoffs in '05 by playing classic Gibbs football - pounding rushing attack with occasional deep bombs. Why the hell they felt compelled to bring in Al Saunders is beyond me. After going through Turner (an idiot), Schotty (a has-been), Spurrier (a never-was at the pro level) and Gibbs (who knows), what's left? Cowher? Tedford? Sonny Jurgensen?
@Magnakai Haaskivi: Jason Campbell has a bionic knee, he needs to help
There is too much brainpower in the coaching staff for them to keep losing this much
And Goshdarnit, people like me!
No mention of the cheap shot by the Steelers on Campbell's knee?
@Unsilent Majority:
My money is on Bust.
The point of adding Smoot and Landry was to improve coverage enough to let the returning rushers reach the passer.
So, will Smoot be teaching Landry how to double-dong the receiver into a drop?
I have solved Washington's nickname problem: Replace the Indian mascot with a large red potato. That way they can still be the Redskins!
All our teams are now assigned; if you sent us an email and we didn't get back to you, we're sorry, and we accept your scorn. But today: Pittsburgh Steelers.
Fucking tease.
What the hell? This reads suspiciously like a preview of the upcoming season for the chosen team.
That is not a Redskins preview. A real Redskins preview includes a prediction where the team has a record of 184 and 2 and they win the Super Bowl, World Series and manage to win the America's Cup.
-Cowboys Fan
The Redskins are playing without expectations.
Dan Snyder just popped a vein in his forehead.
@Donk In A Box: Be fair to Norv. Sure he was useless, but could anyone win with Schiler and Frerotte? No. No one can.
The world is a much happier place when Portis is happy and dressing up.
my favorite redskins moment still involves michael westbrook and severe preseason ass whooping
Oh, I almost forgot: Stupid Angelos.
These are exciting times, when even Redskins season previews mention how awful the Orioles are.
London Fletcher-Baker-Smith-Jackson-Mpolondo-Mukamba Jean-Jacque-Baker was an awesome pick-up, just not for that contract.
Is Matt Pitzer a member of the Dead Tree Crew ?
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I hate to sound like a commenter on Gawker, but I just saw Isiah at the Target here at IU. I believe he was scouting the guy in Electronics with the bad back to play the 4.
Blah blah blah, something about Blow Jobs and Portfolio Magazine editors.
/threadjack
My favorites Redskins moment is when Gus Frerotte headbutted that wall.
Washington has a football team?
@twoeightnine: he had about ten tackles in the first half of their last preseason game. trust me, he's worth it for this defense.
The 'skins were much better to watch when they had Ramsey and Dion - at least then there really was absolutely no hope.
Where are the other 23 paragraphs?
@Unsilent Majority: I don't think people recognize how much of a blessing it is for the Redskins to have a legit middle linebacker again
@Magnakai Haaskivi: That's Diuretics: The Science of Matter over Mind.
@Unsilent Majority: Ooo, that's good. I was worried about how well he'd be able to recover without the use of any medication at all.
I'm just glad you didn't use the phrase "years of torment" like every other team previewer. If I had to listen to a Redskins fan bitch about that, I'd start feeling stabby.
I'm eagerly awaiting the pre-season exhibition between the Redskins and the London Sillynannies.
trust me, he's worth it for this defense.
True, being a Bills fan I just can't comprehend the Daniel Snyder way of business. I'm just glad he gave us Darien Lake back.
@TheStarterWife: I would think DC would be a perfect spot for people to say a lot of nothing about stuff they don't know much about.
How exactly did UM not get to write this? Is this guy Shari's brother?
...fight for old Landover!
The good news is that Eastern Motors still is the only place where your job is your credit.
@dismalScientist: hell, that's DC's stock in trade -- how else do political pundits stay employed?
My favorite Redskins moment was at Super Bowl XXVI. Following each Redskins score the Metrodome would play 'hail to the redskins'. After we went up 37-10 my dad turned to the Bills section adjacent to us and said "come on Bills fans, you got to know the words by now".
/nobody cares
@mandingo ate your baby: not cool, not cool.
/Bills fan depression sets in
Thoughtful analysis with a minimum of the funny in a season preview? This ain't SI!
(Then again - it's Maryland; they've gone past the funny and out the other side with how bad their teams are.)
@JosephFinn: it's Maryland; they've gone past the funny and out the other side with how bad their teams are.
This is why I am happy to have years at Vanderbilt to prepare me before I moved to the Maryland.
Alexander Ovechkin thinks this guy needs to stop whining about DC-area teams and get a clue.
@Unsilent Majority: god bless you, sir. I'm quoting you, without permission, on HogsHaven.
Pitzer's a party college.
"But today: Pittsburgh Steelers."
I'm pretty sure it isn't.
One of the most highly-trafficked (and hilarious) sports blogs on the internet, so here's a link to Deadspin's NFL Season Preview for the Washington Redskins.
Ravens, Redskins, Orioles, Nationals, Wizards, Capitals ... 15 years, 90 seasons, one championship
DAMN YOU SPORTS GODS
The 'Skins have been playing noticibly worse since Jaquez Green and Chris Samuels took their Madden skills and NFL title off into retirement with them.
What's that? Samuels still plays, you say? Oh. Wow. My bad.
@StuScott Booyahs: Eagles, Phillies, Flyers, Sixers... 23 years, 92 seasons, ZERO championships. Count your blessings.