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Kurt Warner Secures Another Super Bowl! Yeah!

kurtwarneryeah.jpgWe couldn't let this piece of news slip by: Our beloved Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals re-signed quarterback Kurt Warner to a three-year deal yesterday that could end up being worth $15 million.

We do not want to overstate this, but this is the move that guarantees a Super Bowl for the Buzzsaw — and we mean next year.*

And look: Other Buzzsaw bloggers agree. Eleven-win season? Please. We're going 16-0!

Kurt Warner Signed [Arizona Cardinals]

* Your esteemed author has been predicting his beloved Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals to reach the Super Bowl every season since he was five. Part of his contract with Gawker Media calls for one "Buzzsaw Heading To The Super Bowl!" post a month. And this is it.

3:30 PM on Wed Feb 15 2006
By Leitch
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