Nfl, dennis rodman, jason giambi, rex grossman, robin leach

Ladies, Meet The Sex Cannon

Things we learned this morning:

• Vince Neil had a surprise birthday party — he's 46. 46! — at the Palms Fantasy Tower. Attendees included Criss Angel (whom Leach breathlessly describes as "magic's 21st century Houdini!" Seriously, Robin, what happened to you, man?), Dennis Rodman, Jason Giambi and "celebrity colorist" Michael Boychuck.

• Oh, and lest we forget: The Sex Cannon Rex Grossman was there, with Playmates! They were playing blackjack until 2 a.m., at which time they moved to the craps table. There, Grossman took out one of the Playmates' eyes with the dice.

• Seriously, what happened to Robin Leach?

Criss Angel's Brush With Death In Las Vegas [VegasPopular]

(Any mention of the Sex Cannon is required to be accompanied by a reference to where it all started.)

3:15 PM on Tue Feb 13 2007
By Leitch
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Matt_T at 03:27 PM on 02/13/07
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I think him hosting the Surreal Life fried his brains.
Unsilent Majority at 03:28 PM on 02/13/07
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bullet points outside of the link dumps...unusual.
Rob Iracane at 03:29 PM on 02/13/07
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Well, Robin Leach's blog has done the impossible: make me not want to go to Vegas.
Sh!tShow at 03:30 PM on 02/13/07
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Anyone catch Keri make a passing reference at the Cannon in his column yesterday at ESPN?
Len Bias Cocaine Surplus at 03:30 PM on 02/13/07
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Rex Gross got 20 and said "fuck it, hit me"
Signal to Noise at 03:30 PM on 02/13/07
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yes, dude, yes.
Raskolnikov at 03:32 PM on 02/13/07
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Rob:

Don't worry. Simmons says Vegas is over anyway.
JFKFC at 03:32 PM on 02/13/07
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Cannon, don't rock the pink button down with a gray undershirt, looks like shit. Come on man, you're the Cannon! I know you don't need to look good, but you can make a goddamn effort.
Bad Barbecue at 03:33 PM on 02/13/07
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What the hell is a "celebrity colorist" Michael Boychuck?

Is he a celebrity who colors stuff? Or does he color celebrities?

You're going to say both aren't you?
ltwinslow at 03:33 PM on 02/13/07
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so... Rex has a brother that bangs hookers and plays QB in New York? sounds about right to me
Sandy Magic Jackson at 03:33 PM on 02/13/07
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It's better than "celebrity colorist" Michael Richards.
Cockeye Jones at 03:33 PM on 02/13/07
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last game of the season : new year's eve
super bowl :

a) partying with playmates
b) ironing your pink shirt
c) being given a gentle up-and-down by Robin Leach.
d) All of the above.
44 in a Row at 03:34 PM on 02/13/07
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If Wikipedia is any guide, it seems that the answer to "What happened to Robin Leach?" is, "He consumed the population of Ecuador."
Tranny McHardpenis at 03:34 PM on 02/13/07
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What didn't happen to Robin Leach? Guy likes to party. He was seen forcing Grossman to call him the Sex Howitzer.
12-Inch Idongivafuck... at 03:34 PM on 02/13/07
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Thank you Deadspin, for linking me to the origins of the Sex Cannon...my day has been fulfilled...
BigRicks at 03:35 PM on 02/13/07
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Grossman took out her eye with the dice, and then impregnated her with his glare.
Agent Michael Scarn at 03:36 PM on 02/13/07
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Who's older - Vince Neil or Greg Oden?
preciousroy at 03:36 PM on 02/13/07
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Fuck it. I'm covering the Sex Cannon (this is me calling dibs on 24/7 Rex for DeadOn).
Lizabelle at 03:36 PM on 02/13/07
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And apparently treated them all to a "pre-dawn session of stamina."
Unsilent Majority at 03:37 PM on 02/13/07
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bb- don't call him a tracer
grungedave at 03:38 PM on 02/13/07
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Careful there, Rextacy... Rachel Nichols is going to get jealous soon!
cowbell204 at 03:41 PM on 02/13/07
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Hilarious video from the dugout(NSFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrNcqjosRbs
I Heart Poop at 03:41 PM on 02/13/07
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rex is the one man who can force hugh hefner to question his own sexuality.
BigTenObsession at 03:44 PM on 02/13/07
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sadly, I already knew that Robin Leach had a blog.
Tuffy at 03:44 PM on 02/13/07
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Robin Leach is Movable Buffet-approved. Therefore, I approve.
Lady Andrea at 03:44 PM on 02/13/07
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Please, you think Hef doesn't swing both ways? All the crazy shit he's seen and parties he's hosted? I would be very surprised.
metroville at 03:44 PM on 02/13/07
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Looks like Robin Leach has enjoyed a few too many champagne wishes and caviar dreams.
Raskolnikov at 03:45 PM on 02/13/07
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Fuck it. I'm covering the Sex Cannon (this is me calling dibs on 24/7 Rex for DeadOn).

No, no, no. Haven't we learned that the Sex Cannon covers ALL of us?
Spectacular Sam at 03:49 PM on 02/13/07
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I am the Sex Cannon. LOOK AT MY STRIPED SHIRT! LOOK AT IT!
Matt Sussman at 03:51 PM on 02/13/07
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I guess during the offseason his arms turn into Playmates.
$Image of J\'No$ J'No at 03:51 PM on 02/13/07
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He hasn't looked that confident since his passer rating was over 100 in October. If only he was as good at passing as he is at hitting on Playboy Bunnies.
$Image of Ed McMahon\'s Party Machine$ Ed McMahon's Party... at 03:52 PM on 02/13/07
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"Hit me"
"On an eighteen, sir?"
"Yes, I also like to live dangerously"
Drew Magary at 03:52 PM on 02/13/07
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No Sex Cannon tag?
Texy at 03:54 PM on 02/13/07
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Oh, Sex Cannon, how I've missed you so. I feared that in the bloody aftermath of your XLI performance, that you'd be laying off the nightlife for a while. Thank goodness you're still just laying everything that moves.
diggity at 03:56 PM on 02/13/07
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Did he fumble the dice for a 7?
preciousroy at 03:57 PM on 02/13/07
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Also, shouldn't the post title be:

"Meet the Sex Cannon

... ladies"
44 in a Row at 03:57 PM on 02/13/07
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Tuffy, I'm thrilled to find someone besides me who reads the Movable Buffet.
grungedave at 03:57 PM on 02/13/07
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I swear, if the Bears sign Jeff Garcia or promote Brian Griese, I am going to be severely depressed by the lack of Sex Cannon stories next year...
badbabu at 03:59 PM on 02/13/07
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Sex Cannon doesn't just lay, Texas Gal. He plows. He plunders. He pillages.

A true cumslinger, if there ever was one.
wiskybreth at 04:02 PM on 02/13/07
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Wow. Vince not Young.
Tuffy at 04:03 PM on 02/13/07
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44: I'm not even a huge fan of Vegas; I just love Richard Abowitz's writing. He's knowledgeable, snappy, and tells great stories well.
GungaGalunga at 04:06 PM on 02/13/07
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That picture reminded me of an old classic:

A bunny and a bear are taking a crap in the woods the bear says to the bunny:
"Do you have a problem with poop sticking to you fur?"
The bunny says, "No."
So the bear wipes his ass with the bunny.
Juancho at 04:17 PM on 02/13/07
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Andie is right- Hef has admitted to experimenting.
DAGOTRON at 04:19 PM on 02/13/07
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+1 Spectacular Sam

grungedave: I might actually welcome the opportunity for the Sex Cannon and Kyle Orton sharing the bench. Any cheerleader who dare sit on that bench after the game will automatically become impregnated with a Sloth baby.

Also, it would give the scout team receivers and backs a chance to get sprayed by the Sex Cannon in practice as opposed to the showers.
HugsFromHarold at 04:26 PM on 02/13/07
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"Boychuck" That sounds like a description of a Sex Cannon pass.
HugsFromHarold at 04:38 PM on 02/13/07
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Cowbell, I prefer this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR7GUiiKEz0&mode=related&se...
Kid Canada at 04:40 PM on 02/13/07
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Vince Neil gave us Janine Lindemulder. So he's got that going for him, which is nice.
grungedave at 04:59 PM on 02/13/07
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SWJ - I am not sure. In 2005 - Kyle Orton was a Deadspin/Interwebs hero. Then he got benched. In 2006 he was practically invisible. I fear the same fate for the Sex Cannon.
DAGOTRON at 05:10 PM on 02/13/07
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grungedave: Never underestimate the power of the Sex Cannon, lest ye wake up to find you've been throwgasmed in your sleep.
Will Leitchs... at 07:50 PM on 02/13/07
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Two playmates? You know what the sex cannon calls that? Foreplay, bitches, foreplay.
From: WWW.STAMPEDEBLUE.COM: TRACKBACK at 12:47 PM on 05/01/08
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Now that the draft is over, there is nothing standing in the way of starting to preview Fantasy Football for the upcoming season. I thought I'd start by looking at the newest members of the NFL, and projecting how I see them fitting in to the Fantasy Football fold.