Deadspin
We do the riverdance, a manly dance, through the NFC North, land of paternity suits, custody issues, nude assistant coaches, Brett Favre and, of course, sex boats.
• Robert Weintraub, Slate: Minnesota, Chicago, Green Bay, Detroit.
• Peter King, Sports Illustrated: Detroit, Chicago, Minnesota, Green Bay.
• Paul Zimmerman, Sports Illustrated: Chicago, Detroit, Minnesota, Green Bay.
• Bill Simmons, ESPN: Chicago, Minnesota, Detroit, Green Bay.
• Aaron Schatz, FootballOutsiders and Fox Sports: Chicago, Minnesota, Detroit, Green Bay.
• AJ Daulerio, Deadspin Cultural Oddsmaker: Minnesota, Chicago, Detroit, Green Bay.
• Matt Pitzer, USA Today Sports Weekly: Detroit, Chicago, Minnesota, Green Bay.
• Michael David Smith, Football Outsiders: Chicago, Minnesota, Detroit, Green Bay.
• Deadspin: Chicago, Minnesota, Green Bay, Detroit. This has to be the worst division in football. Ugh.
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