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You know, the stress of Super Bowl week — of preparing your team for battle in the midst of an insane media circus and, uh, strippers who come bearing cocaine — can take a toll on NFL coaches. (Poor Bill Callahan looked like he'd just gone through a disturbingly primal fraternity initiation.)
But jeez, we had no idea that Super Bowl week was going to turn poor Tony Dungy into Bat Boy. Honorable, noble, intelligent, a leader ... and deadly!
Yahoo News Photos [Yahoo]
(Note: We don't know the circumstances behind this photo, but we're wagering that he's pretending to laugh at a Berman joke. Educated guess.)
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Popeye Jones thinks Dungy is a handsome man.
It's also possible he's preparing to devour Berman.
Both are eagerly anticipating what The Sex Cannon is about to gratiously give 'em.
Circumstances? He's getting ready to "prepare" Peyton for the big game.
He's smiling because he knows that fathering "Bat-boy" with Hillary Clinton will definitely get him on Oprah or The View.
Apparently the nightmare fuel tag couldn't get a media credential either.
Reche Caldwell thinks Batboy's eyes are freaky.
It's the sweater vest. He changes when he puts it on.
maybe he's nocturnal too
That picture is friggin' creepy.
Batboy's, too.
Mike Bibby is not laughing!
Bill Callahan from ... Benedictine University!
Comfort and Joy!!
nighmare fuel indeed
So, Dungy's presence Miami - is that the capture or the escape?
Fuck Bill Callahan!
(sniff, sob... runs into the bedroom, slams door)
Bat Boy! Our first Weekly World News cross-reference. I'm giddy.
Settle down, Coach Nosferatu.
SAS: MR. HEAD COACH TONY DUNGY! HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE AND DANDY AFTERNOON! MY SCRUMPTIOUS CHEEZY DOODLES ARE DELIGHTING AND TITILLATING MY TASTE BUDS!!
TD: That's good Stephen. Nice to see you again.
SAS: WOULD YOU PERHAPS LIKE TO SAMPLE THE ORANGE POWDERED EXCELLENCE OF MY DOODLES?
TD: No, Stephen. I just had some Bugles about 20 minutes ago, so I'm good.
SAS: I CANNOT ACCEPT THAT ANSWER. I WILL SEND SOME MORSELS OF GOODNESS OVER THE CROWD INTO YOUR GENERAL VICINITY! OPEN WIDE!
TD: No, wait...fine... AHHHHH
Where's Chin Lee, the world's fattest baby?
*in
Wait, which one's the coach?
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