We bring you this famous YouTube video of the world's worst police dog in honor of the news that Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has offered to buy a new police dog for his hometown of Findlay, Ohio, after theirs was killed when it ran into a neighbor's yard. (Deserved it, too!)

It goes without saying that the Roethlisberger police dog will get hit by a car within a week of the job.

Roethlisberger To Buy New Police Dog [Toledo Blade]

(UPDATE: Sorry about the initial typo: Roethlisberger will not, in fact, be a police dog. Not that we wouldn't enjoy that.)