Anybody still care about the Carolina Panthers lesbian cheerleaders? Anyone? Jeez, all right, all right, not all at once, people, settle down, sheesh.

Yesterday, Melissa Holden, the one who took the fist to the face from Renee Thomas after she interrupted their bathroom makeout session last month, has officially sued Thomas for $15,000 for damages.

We know Ms. Holden hasn't necessarily been the most public face of this whole story — perhaps because the face was all purple and bruised — but it's time to remember the true victims. Wait: This story has no victims. We support Holden's lawsuit; anything to keep the story hanging around.

Law And Order [Tampa Tribune]
Interview With Melissa Holden [Tampa Bay 10]

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