Now that Vince Young has proven quite clearly — once again — that Merrill Hoge is a damned fool, there's only one place left to go: To the land of prepaid debit cards!

Yes, now you too can own the Vince Young credit card. Vince himself says, "A lot of people don't have a traditional bank account or credit card, but with NetSpend's prepaid cards, everyone can enjoy financial freedom." Yes: We all remember Vince can sometimes have some trouble with math.

The Vince Young Card [Official Site]

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