what, no ohio tag?

"Kige me."
-Michael Jackson

And what school did Mr. Quincy Wilson attend?

What's that, you say?

WEST
FUCKING
VIRGINIA?

I am shocked. Nobody from WVU gets in trouble.

Out of habit, the police are bringing in Pacman for questioning.

Gimme some of them french-fried potaters, too.

I'm totally suscribing to his podcast now in an un-ironic fashion.

i was wondering what private pyle had been up to since his FMJ fame died down

If I'm Steve Slaton, I don't leave my dorm room/apt.

Stewart Scott?

Was that on YouTube or YokelTube?

@lieutenant winslow: Coating himself in a fine dusting of powdered sugar in a NYPD precinct building. Makes a lot of sense if you think it through.

This IS the league record, right? I mean, no other team has ever had this many guys arrested in a period of 12-14 months, have they?

I see Marvin Lewis' little talk about expectations has really had an effect.

Lombardi didn't have to deal with salary cap hits and accelerators and all that crap. He'd have just put you on the next bus to the Cardinals or something.

@UkraineNotWeak:
And as in the Atlanta "incident", he's now allowed to answer any questions by email. That way, no one needs to "locate" him...he can just drop by any computer to log on.

If there's one area the Browns really need to improve, it's in the criminality of their players. This is the first arrest since Reuben Droughns' wife thought he beat her last season.

The sportsworld hasn't been graced with so much plaid since MTV Cribs went to Eli Manning's house.

"Cops use stun gun on Browns rookie"

...and the first thought through my head? "Please let it be Brady Quinn".

@Blackguard: Nonsense; he's stunning enough as it is.

What? What??

This is exactly how Oprah discovered Dr. Phil.

The Bengals need more Latino players.

@llpvol: This is stunning on so many different levels. I just can imagine

Cawpz! I d1dNT sh00t no B1Tch. D3y Awl Jus H8rs.
-PACMAN

OK who stole this guy's helmet? Mr. Jones, Mr. Henry, I'm looking in your direction.

Some folk'll never lose a toe,
but then again some folk'll.

Who knew Cletus the Slack Jawled Yokel knew how to use a camera?

@Bandit Darville:

Wow, beat me to it.

It's good to see that the NFL's new get tough policy is discouraging risky and illegal behavior. At what point does the entire Bengals team start playing in orange jump suits (Actually, not too far off from current uniforms)

Kige Ramsey is living proof of what happens if you live completely on Cheetos and Yoo-hoo.

@Athletic Supporter:
And imagine the pictures that could be attached...maybe he'll email Elijah for some tips...

Who the fuck are the Bing-als?

And it sounds like his momma's watching her stories in the other room. He should've just stayed in the basement to film this.

Have we missed any stereotypes still?

threadjack/

Bill and Hillary Clinton parodying the final scene from The Sopranos to announce her campaign song.

[www.hillaryclinton.com]

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So he's not addressing the irony that the only reason Chris Henry has a "high profile" is because of his arrest record rather than his play.

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: I don't think this guy can spell 'irony.'

If you enjoyed that, I suggest checking out his political reports. I especially like the piece entitled, "Far-left morons." This guy really brings a viewpoint not often found in southern Alabama.

This is Steve Holt for Deadspin Comments.

@llpvol: As long as the pictures don't come from Salisbury, I think everyone will be better off.

@UkraineNotWeak: So Johnny Sack wacked Hillary?

@Farneyismycopilot: No..no, he said, "Mom is in the next room doing her ironing."

I think I am done for the day...

Broadcast, Forest, broadcast!!!!

Sha-zam, Sgt Carter, I reckon them there bengals done broke the law more than any team out there.

i like mustard with my french fry pertaters mmmhmmm

That Browns rookie is getting screwed over. That seems like the off duty cop was a real cocksmoker.

That Browns rookie is really getting screwed over. Sounds like the off-duty cop was being a power obsessed prick.

oops... double post