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  Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs

  The "rivalry" between Buffalo and Ottawa took a rather childish turn last night when the Senators' Jarkko Ruutu went all Mike Tyson on Sabres winger Andrew Peters. More »
  01/07/09

  

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  Comment by CreamsicleOrange: Wait, when did the NHL season start? 5 Responses | Other threads

• whimsy

  Versus Would Like To See Your "V"

  Nobody receives or understands rodeo/hockey channel Versus, but they will quickly solve that problem with the magic of... ugh, "user generated content" and a not very well thought out web campaign. More »
  01/06/09

  

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  Comment by Steve_U: Remember, remember...when you could actually watch hockey on television. 3 Responses | Other threads

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  How To Ruin Your Favorite League's All-Star Game

  From the moment the NBA, NHL, and even the NFL opened up their 2009 All-Star Game voting to the public, folks have been trying whatever means necessary to screw with the results. Sometimes it even works! More »
  01/05/09

  

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  Comment by Bob Loblaw: The f's an "NHL"? 10 Responses | Other threads

• nhl

  

  You Brute, You Brute, You Brute, You Vicious Brute!

  Alexander Semin shows off his unusual fighting style against Nick a Staal brother. Good thing the refs broke it up before the scratching started. Not in the face! [via Puck Daddy]
  01/04/09

  

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  Comment by J-Animal: I'm going to go like this...(rotates arms)...and if you get hit, it's your own fault. 7 Responses | Other threads

• Wake up deadspin!

  Goodbye, 2008 ... You Were Delicious

  Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
  12/31/08

  

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  Comment by Juancho: Alright kids, who else is stuck working today?* *I had coffee already. Now I want a drink. 29 Responses | Other threads

• nhl

  Dead Rangers Prospect Was Doping

  Was the story of Alexei Cherepanov, the 19-year-old hockey phenom who died earlier this year in Moscow, not sad enough? Because Russian officials have some new depressing details they'd like to pile on. More »
  12/29/08

  

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  Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: It's a shame that all of this could've been avoided, if only poor Alexei had quality television as a youngster... + 4 Responses | Other threads

• nhl

  

  Sidney Crosby Gets Carte Blanche For Sucker-Punching Your Genitalia

  Good news for fans of nutshots everywhere: The NHL's ridiculous star treatment of the Pittsburgh Penguins' Sidney Crosby continues. More »
  12/26/08

  

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  Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: Crosby admitted he knews the rules, but really scrotum up this time... 7 Responses | Other threads

• nhl

  

  What Hockey Really Needs Is Better Manners

  Did you see this shootout goal from Toronto's Jason Blake? Awesome, right? If you like cheating jerks! More »
  12/22/08

  

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  Comment by Gourmet Spud: This is the most blatant violation of an unwritten breakaway rule since my brother wouldn't stop using the god damn 5 Responses | Other threads

• nhl

  

  Sidney Crosby Will Sucker-Punch Your Head and Genitals

  Here's video evidence of Sid Vicious - also known as Sidney Crosby - landing a few blows to the back of the head of Boris Valabik. More »
  12/20/08

  

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  Comment by friendslikeJimRome: Did he go to UVM? Usually those guys just grab each other...... 2 Responses | Other threads

• nhl

  So Much For The Unstoppable Sharks Juggernaut

  The bandwagon must have had trouble supporting all that weight, because the wheels certainly came off last night for San Jose. More »
  12/19/08

  

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  Comment by Kid Canada: In honour of Mats Sundin joining the Canucks: + Watch video + Watch video 5 Responses | Other threads

• nhl

  San Jose Sharks Quietly Devouring Professional Hockey

  Do you think you can handle a hockey post that is not about loose women or facial sutures? Well, get ready for the awesomeness on ice that is the San Jose Sharks. More »
  12/18/08

  

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  Comment by HoFer Art Monk!: How many people can, without looking at ESPN's extensive database of hockey coverage, name those two players. 7 Responses | Other threads

• nhl

  Area Girlfriend Is Seriously Cramping Penguin Fan's Style

  Ok, fess up. Which one of you Penguin fans out there is the subject of this letter submitted to advice columnist Margo Howard? More »
  12/16/08

  

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  Comment by placekickerholder: Any ideas on the license plate? I'll go obvious with KR058Y 3 Responses | Other threads

• nhl

  

  Martin St. Louis Stars In "A Close Shave"

  There are certain phrases you never want to read in an NHL recap (or your inbox), but I think the one that is most cringeworthy has to be "skate to the face." More »
  12/15/08

  

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  Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: ...although I suppose that's preferable to some of the other possible outcomes, like blindness or decapitation. Clint Malarchuk can probably think... 1 Responses | Other threads

• sean avery

  Oh, So He's Insane

  12/15/08

  

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• espn

  ESPN Keeps Us Entertained With Ironic Headlines

  Perhaps not the best choice of words in headline No. 2, considering the whole story behind headline No. 1. Oh ESPN headbots, you've done it again.
  12/15/08

  

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  Comment by blastitbiggs: Bless you Deadspin Bothans. 2 Responses | Other threads

• nhl

  Sean Avery Out In Dallas

  It looks like Sean Avery's suspension is upgraded back to "forever". Avery will not be re-joining the Stars when is six game time-out is over. More »
  12/14/08

  

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  Comment by The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers: Since when does calling your ex-girlfriend a whore mean you have anger management issues? 3 Responses | Other threads

• nhl

  Hockey Web Producer Turns Pro, Retires In Minutes

  Metropolis may have Clark Kent but Washington had Brett Leonhardt. For half a period at least. More »
  12/13/08

  

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  Comment by This.Is.Malcolm: You know, this ain't a bad idea. Maybe this should happen in other sports, like, say, I don't know, the 4 Responses | Other threads

• nhl

  Blackhawks Field Trip Now The Feel Good Story Of Mid-December 2008

  

  The original tip about the Chicago Blackhawks and their winter sojourn to the funeral of GM Dale Tallon's father was actually a complaint that no one was talking about it. Well ... you win. More »
  12/12/08

  

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  Comment by MarkKelsosMigraine: We are inching ever closer to a Deadspin hockey story that is actually about the sport. 6 Responses | Other threads

• media errors

  That's What The Zamboni Is For, I Guess

  The old expression "I'll tear off your head and shit down your neck" is alive and well in the NHL, or at least with the Boston Globe web site, where unfortunate typos make the readin' fun! More »
  12/11/08

  

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  Comment by spinachdip: Internet Explorer? What is this, 2003? 3 Responses | Other threads

• chicago blackhawks

  Chicago Blackhawks Star In A Heart-Warming Tale Of Thanksgiving Joy

  I got an interesting email this morning about the Chicago Blackhawks. (Wait guys, that's not a joke!) More »
  12/10/08

  

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  Comment by Hockeymom: I'm sure any number of NBA or NFL teams would do the same thing. amirite? amirite?... 2 Responses | Other threads

• joe sakic

  Joe Sakic Out Three Months

  And I guess those are Joe Sakic's fingers in the snow blower? [Sports Crackle Pop]
  12/10/08

  

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  Comment by Mean_Old_Frisco: Well this is a kic to the sak for Avs fans. 14 Responses | Other threads

• buffalo sabres

  NHL Referee Needs Mouth Washed Out With Pucks

  12/10/08

  

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• barry melrose

  Barry Melrose Is Not A Fan Of Tampa Bay

  12/09/08

  

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• sean avery

  Sean Avery To Enjoy Nice Six-Game Vacation

  12/05/08

  

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• ottawa senators

  Please Watch Your Footing NHL Fans; We Can't Afford To Lose Any Of You

  12/04/08

  

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• nhl

  Apparently, The NHL Won't Stand for Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds

  12/02/08

  

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• david frost

  David Frost Wins Sexual Exploitation Trial With Class And Dignity

  12/01/08

  

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• toronto maple leafs

  Brian Burke Officially In As President, GM of Terrible Hockey Team

  11/29/08

  

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• Ryan Byrne scores on own goal

  Shooting The Puck In Your Own Goal ... That's Bad, Right?

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• nhl

  Is The NHL Gaining On The NBA (Again)?

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