We were all waiting to see when Yankees gay icons Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez were going to finally have a lover's spat. According to Radar Online — who would know, we suppose — it happened last week. The report, attributed to a TV producer who apparently gives his/her scoops to Radar rather than to the people who pay him/her, claims that "A-Rod walked past Jeter s locker and mumbled something about his [game-costing error], then Jeter told him to go fuck himself and all hell broke lose. Their teammates were pulling them away from each other."

A Yankees spokesperson — as always, looking behind the questioner nervously, wiping his brow, shuffling back and forth on his feet — called the story an "absolute fantasy." Interesting choice of words; that doesn't necessarily mean it's not true!

Fight Night At Yankee Stadium [Radar Online]