Well, according to the impartial journalists at MLB.com, Giants monster Barry Bonds will not return this season, which, considering the current climate, probably isn't the worst idea, though ESPN stalker Pedro Gomez has to be disappointed. As has been the case of late, we remain surprised that Bonds scooped himself again, not posting the news on BarryBonds.com, his self-proclaimed "way to talk directly to fans." (It hasn't been updated since July 18; we feel so betrayed.)

Bonds To Miss Rest Of Season [MLB.com]
Barry Bonds [Official Site]