• The Washington Wizards blog WizzNutzz has finally, and definitively, lost its freaking mind: It's a painting of Muggsy Bogues peeing on Peter John Ramos. [WizzNutzz]
• Sorry, guys: David Beckham will just never be gay, you gotta let it go. Funny, though. [Towleroad]
• It's official: The media has finally destroyed the fun of Boston sports. [Boston Sports Media]
• You thought the NBA Southwest Division couldn't be compared to professional wrestlers. You were so freaking wrong. [J.E. Skeets]
• "Hey, fans, come on into the locker room, talk to our players ... now GET 'EM!" [Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer]