• The best online petition we've ever been a part of: The campaign to make the Cardinals retire Willie McGee's No. 51. [Viva El Birdos]
• By the way, speaking of Willie, if you have a Nerve subscription, we highly suggest you not read this piece. [Nerve]
• The final word on those ESPN fake press conferences. [Joe Sports Fan]
• Donovan McNabb, we would like to introduce you to Rafi Halpert. [Some Fine Fellows]
• A-Rod staying out of the poker rooms now. There went the only interesting thing about A-Rod. [The Best Sports Blog]
• The first ever Sports Bloggers Live-induced car accident. [YAYSports!]
• "Who can say the ability to win baseball games with ease isn't valuable?" [The Baseball Crank]