The fine, slightly scary folks at Free Darko are, apparently, in the world of post-graduate academia, a designation that makes us eye them more warily than we did before.

But anyway, they're involved in a Master's thesis project that we can get behind: They're writing it about fantasy football, which is a much better thing to write a Master's thesis about than, say, "philosophy," or "physics." They're soliciting stories and asking for survey responses at this email address. Play along, because, frankly, you know your team is already screwed anyway.

Bethlehem Shoals Metaphysical Pledge [Free Darko]