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Courtesy of our friends at Towleroad comes the latest in Olympics-sponsored safety devices: It's the penis muffler!
Officially sponsored (we swear) by the U.S. Olympic Committee — albeit about 20-some-odd years ago — the penis muffler is "guaranteed to keep your most vital organ warm at all times, even in the coldest sub zero weather." You can even buy it on eBay.
Since you're asking: Dimensions are seven inches long, 1 5/8 inches in diameter.
Mink Penis Muffler With Stand [eBay]
Keeping It Warm [Towleroad]
